We are sitting with the Fox (waiting for a miracle!) We are waiting for Gray
-Blet, we asked him only to buy a chocolate bar! -Lisa grumbled, -he left and made ends meet! It's been an hour and a half now!
- only send him for death! - the author also grumbled
Suddenly the doorbell rings
“So Gray has the keys?!” said the Fox.
“Yes!” the author answered in a displeased voice.
The author went and opened the door, but after a second she closed it.
“Well, did you return without chocolate?” Lisa asked.
- No, it's even worse, see for yourself
The fox opened, but did not have time to close. ZPTT (evil tomato Aunt Tom) ran into the apartment
“Run a fox for a red towel and immediately open the door to the balcony, but for now I’ll distract her!” the author shouted
-agas
The fox stood in front of the balcony and held a red towel in her hands. Suddenly, the author bursts into the room. ZPTT stood and prepared for the TORO team
- one, two, three ... TORO! - Lisa shouted
ZPTT quickly ran to Lisa. The fox jumped back. ZPTT flew out into the balcony. From the signals of the car, we realized that one of the cars had a hard time ... We went out onto the balcony, and we see how the ZPTT is looking at us, and on the other side Gray is walking and shouting to us. But all of a sudden, ZPTT noticed him. Gray with a terrible cry ran and ZPTT behind him.
We went and boarded up the door (well, you never know this dunce will come up with the idea to run home ...)
We need to de-stress! We need to call one of the Crippies! - Suggested by the Author
-I am for! Only whom?
- Deadly snot! Oooh! Deadly Ilya! Oooh! Deadly Lew! How!
Let's think logically! If he's Deadly, then he's fast like Mr. Proper!
-So
And he won't kill us!
-So
- Do we have a mop?
-So
- and we have a mess
-soooo
-call
You'll need:
leaflet
- Pen or pencil
- Threads (any)
- Candle
- Lighter or matches
So. Can be called both during the day and at night. If you call during the day, then in a dark place. No one should be at home at this time. Write on a piece of paper: "I" m dead". Light a candle. Take the threads and burn them over the fire a little to black (it is not necessary that the entire thread be black). Put them below the inscription, but leave the candle and do not extinguish. Say such words 3 times: "Lew, show yourself, appear in front of me." And go to another room. Close the door (it will be much better to hide as well). It is important to do all this in the dark. Lew will walk around your house, as well as he can break dishes, cough or call you. To call him back, say: "Lew, go away and perish" (loudly). After that, sit in that place for another 30 minutes. Then go out and sprinkle salt on everything that has changed or moved, but better sprinkle holy water, the challenge is dangerous.
Now I'm not quite sure that he won't kill us... -said the author
-do not be scared!
Is that us 30 minutes to sit in the closet?! So we don't have enough chips! There are only 11 packs!
-Damn! Okay, let's pull!
We called. We sit in the closet and hamster chips. And then we noticed that we ate everything, but we only ate 10 packs! Where is another one?!
Then we hear someone open this last pack and start eating! The fox, screaming as a pterodactel, flies out of the closet and blows Lew down. Chips scattered all over the room. The fox exploded.
She kicked him, poked him with her nose, gave him a belt and forced him to clean the whole apartment.
- Well, why so slowly? Are you deadly?
- Yes, I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning!
- Don't yell at me!
-I got it
-and Nuka completely as he taught
- (heavy sigh) I understand everything, great goddess of chips and all carbonated drinks, oh great Alice!
-that's it!
Result: positive
Risk: never eat fox chips, and in any case, death)
July 2014...
Today I read about the story of Brother Jeff the killer, about Deadly Lew! And I thought, what if they exist?
on the email, I received a message from an unknown person. When I opened it, I saw two sets of calls with Lew and Jeff! Well, I was wondering who sent it? I wrote: Thank you!
They answered me: What is your meaning of life?
I was shocked! I even thought about the meaning. An hour later I answered: My meaning of life is love for my older sister.
I waited a long time, I had to go to the kitchen with a laptop! Since my stomach asked me to eat!
I sat down to eat, and as soon as a message came, and there -: Good answer! I wish you success in invocations.
And I thought why was he needed, did he have a question? Well, okay, when the night fell. I started doing it according to the call! I call Lew!
And so my fate was decided on a knife, praying that he would stand right as I put it! What, like, he would protect me, at least!
I was too worried. And now the knife is spinning and it has risen ... DIRECTLY !!!
Ahaha, Lew is my bodyguard now.
Well, okay, I'll call Jeff tomorrow and see if Liu will protect. From his brother!
Then I went to sleep, not being afraid that someone would kill at night. But someone is watching, and does not give rest even if I wash in the bath, someone is watching ... but who?
The next day, surfing the laptop on the Internet! Reading all sorts of Creepy-Pastas, already waiting for the night to check, but or have I become crazy, because I hear some song like a cradle all the time, which I get scared of. Where can this music play?
So, it's night time to start calling Jeff the Killer!
Phew... I wrote on pieces of paper, these emayo "Go to sleep"!
After waiting an hour, I stomped against the wall with a sticky piece of paper! And it definitely smelled of rot, as it is written in the call. And now I hear that steps were heading in my direction, I pressed myself against the wall. blood. A brunette and a cut-through smile, scorched eyelids! God, this is Jeff the killer ... does he EXIST? stopped. But why? My body does not listen to my orders to move! And here again this Jeff is in front of me and he pierces his knife into my body. I fell, following his knife with one eye, eager to pierce me again. But ... his something stopped us turning our eyes. It's... Deadly Lew.. WHAT?
Before my eyes, the brothers Jeff and Lew Woods began to fight. And Jeff says -: What, brother, you "re awake ?? As I understood it in English, it means: What, brother, are you not sleeping ??
And Lew, silently continuing to fight with Jeff! My wound was bleeding and I began to weaken, closing my eyes. I felt that they took me in their arms, I felt so warm and good ...
Hearing only-: I'll take you with me.
Today there are many communities dedicated to scary stories where everyone can tell their own. The characters of such stories, especially beloved by readers, "come to life" with the light hand of their fans, receiving a detailed biography, stable character traits and appearance. In some cases, there are even ways to "invite" them into the real world (for example, below will be described how to call Laughing Jack).
This is one of the heroes of creepypasta, whose biography, however, is somewhat confused due to the abundance of conflicting facts and various stories. Only his love for games and belonging to circus activities converge in them (with the exception of the story in which he appears as a toy that has come to life).
Before you call Laughing Jack, you should figure out who he really is.
Who is Jack?
IN various stories this character appears in many roles: from a circus worker with mental disorders to a magical toy. He turns out to be either a ruthless killer, or a creature offended by life and circumstances, but this does not change the cruel ending of each story about him.
Unfortunately, few of those who are interested in how to summon Laughing Jack give much thought to its origins. However, in Runet it is not easy to find a creepypasta that served as the primary source for the appearance of this hero, but in the English-speaking segment of the Web it will not be difficult: the story of Laughing-Jack-out-of-the-Box is available in large communities dedicated to this topic.
It tells about a lonely boy from dysfunctional family named Isaac Grossman. The child suffers from a lack of communication with peers and a rude attitude of parents, because his only desire on Christmas Eve is to make at least one good friend. And his prayer is heard: miraculously, a magical "toy", which is Jack, falls into his hands. Initially, he is a positive hero, but Isaac's betrayal makes him a monster, eager for sadistic entertainment with random victims.
Because of this, many users wondering how to summon Laughing Jack believe that the world-famous "Ripper" is coming to them - the namesake of this creepypasta hero.
But this is fundamentally wrong. Jack is a clown out of the box, with a very lively and inquisitive nature, unaware of his actions as cruel or unacceptable. Since Isaac taught him this behavior, everything that happens is perceived as a funny game by the animated toy, which makes Jack even more dangerous.
What do you need to call Jack?
Before calling Laughing Jack at home, you need to prepare items such as:
- Several unwrapped candies.
- Sheets of paper.
- Writing accessories.
- Scissors.
At the same time, to make a call, you need to know what this character looks like, since in the future it will need to be depicted on paper.
How to call Laughing Jack at home?
On pre-prepared paper, you need to draw six characters of Internet horror stories, the last of which should be Jack. At the same time, it is not necessary to depict each character in detail, it is enough just to convey the distinctive features.
Then, on another sheet, you need to draw a five-pointed star and, having cut out the drawn figures, arrange them in such a way that Jack is in the middle of an impromptu pentagram, and the rest are located on its outer corners.
After that, all used items must be hidden in a secluded corner, without violating the given composition, and wait.
What should happen after?
After a day after the call, you can check the results, or rather, the integrity of the sweets. If they are gone, it is believed that Jack agrees to be friends with the one who disturbed him, but if the candies are crushed or crumpled, the clown is angry.
In this case, you will need to apologize, that is, say over the previously described construction: "Laughing Jack, come and forgive our prank." Then it is desirable to burn all objects or bury them.
However, it often happens that nothing happens to sweets, therefore, before calling Laughing Jack (day or night - it doesn’t matter), you should tune in to the frivolity of what is happening and perceive everything as a game.
Knock Knock
Very simple, but extremely creepy game.
All you need is to leave a treat (water and sweets) on the table. To say something about food: "I'm waiting for the owner, I'm waiting for a sign." At night you will hear a creak or footsteps. Never open your eyes! Next you will hear "something" eating your treat. Soon after, a knock will be heard under your bed. To stop the call, clap your hands 5 times and say: "Knock-knock played and ran away." Only then can you open your eyes.
How to summon Slenderman
Our inventory:
- Chalk (preferably white)
- Abandoned building (preferably in a village / village, away from people)
You can sleep
During the day you can, but better in the evening
With friends you can, even you need
If at night, a flashlight will come in handy.
We come to an abandoned place and draw a crossed out circle. We say: "Slenderman, come" - 3 times. Next, you need to be extremely careful, because there were cases when not only Slender came, but also a proxy. Listen to every rustle, sound, knock, scream. If there are windows / doors, then someone must be on duty (in the sense of looking), so it's better to call with friends. Sometimes you can see Skinny in all its glory. If you feel something is wrong, then you better run.
How to summon Ben Drowned
You will need:
Candle (1 piece)
Glass of water
Sheet (any)
Phone or computer
sharp object
Ben can be called at any time of the day, but preferably during the day, because during the day the spirit is less sinful. Before calling Ben, put all the sharp objects in the closet away from sin, and you should be alone at home, we begin the ritual.
We take a sheet and put it in the middle of the room, turn on Ben's art on the phone / computer, put a glass of water on the other end of the sheet, light a candle, cut your finger with a sharp object and write "Ben Drower" and go to the other end of the house. After waiting 1-3 minutes, go to the room where the ritual was performed (look at the faucet, if it leaks, then he has come), close the door so that it does not open by itself, if the door opens, then he came in peace, if not and you hear knocks on the closet with a knife, the hiss of equipment and something has changed on the sheet, quickly extinguish the candle, turn off the phone / computer, crush the sheet, wet it, throw it away, pour out the water and get out of the house.
How to summon Splendorman
We need a piece of paper, wood, colored pencils, sweets.
The call must be made in the forest, not in the park. Three leaves need to be glued to the trees. On one write "Find me", on the other "Of the", and on the third "Forest". Then, hide somewhere for about 7-10 minutes.
If there are multi-colored dots or a smile on the sheets, Splender is kind and will help you get out of the forest. If balls are tied to a tree, then Splendor does not care about you from a high bell tower. Well, if all this is not there, then today Splendy is evil, and you better leave the sweets and quickly leave from there (if you remember the way, hehe). That's all!
How to summon Samara Morgan (girl from the well)
You will need:
- Midnight
- Bath
- Paper
- Pencil
When the clock struck midnight, we go to get a whole bath cold water. On the sheet you need to write: "Samara, I want to die." When written, put the sheet on the floor in front of the door. Then we leave the room for 10 minutes and sit quietly, waiting ...
When the time is up - we go in, But before you enter, you must definitely knock on the door 3 times, and if you hear any rustling - do not enter or you will face a painful death.
If there are no rustles, you can safely enter. What is going to happen? The water in the bathroom turned black - you will die, alas ... If nothing happened to the water, death can still be avoided. Look at the leaf - if there are scratches on it, throw it into the water and say: "As this leaf sinks, it will drown the darkness" (6 times). Pour out the water, sprinkle all the corners of the house (apartment) with salt, this will protect you.
If nothing happened to the leaf or the water, you are simply not worthy of meeting this spirit...
Easy way to summon Death Lew at school
You will need:
- 1 sheet of paper, any
- Threads
It is desirable that there are few people in the school. Either arrive early or stay long after class. It will be good if it will be winter and you will come earlier so that it is dark. Go to room 13. Draw a knife on the sheet. As you wish, it is up to you to decide, but you must somehow tie this sheet with a thread somewhere near the wall, as close as possible to room 13. For example, on flowers (well, what if, cho). Now say 3 times: "Lew, come." This is all. Move away from that place for 5-10 minutes (it is desirable that no one walks near this office). When you return, either on the door of the office, or on a piece of paper, there should be some trace left. It could be anything. Scratch / slightly wrinkled sheet / strange stain, etc. You can leave. Just. Do nothing, he will not touch you, because the school is a public place and he, like, cannot shoot himself, and so, well, yes. He'll just leave a mark that he was. But what they will think about you when they see it on camera, these are already your problems.
POV me (Duke) It was a calm morning. Saturday. Day off. But if it were not for my sclerosis, I think that I would have removed the alarm clock yesterday. And the alarm clock is not simple, but the alarm clock is golden and at 6:00. not to wake up when the alarm is on the refrain from "Satsugai" (when you have to get up in a psychiatric hospital with the code name "School", I was charged with the mood of this song. "Kill" is a great mood for school!) Okay, that's not the point. But the point the whole thing is that I had already got up, washed my face, and only then it dawned on me that today was Saturday. Day off! And what do you want me to do? Go for a walk? Too early. Draw? Well, it remains only to read fanfiction. Just found a few new originals. *After 30 minutes* -Are you really an idiot? It’s also written there for the especially gifted, “Do not enter!”. Your friend is not there! There is only a big and scary woman! and will not choke! -So I read it criticizing the actions of the local Persians. After N number of pages. - Well, what did I say? - I don’t know how long I sat and screamed like that, but soon I decided that reading was enough for me. As it turned out, it was already 8 in the morning. Well, I decided to go to the kitchen to make tea , when suddenly the phone cut this idyll. An SMS came from Yula with very interesting content. Yulek: Hello, Misaki! It's been so long since we've had a meeting with all of our "Fun Four"! - In short, collect ours! - Soooo, helmet, fins, mask ... - We will, or rather you go to my house .... - rope, hook, frying pan ... - And we will call the Deadly Lew !!! -salt, chalk, exorcism, holy water .... So, stop, but the idea is not bad, anyway, I was going to do nothing. By the way, Yulia is online. Let's scribble. Duke: Yes, sir. Let's gather the people. Yulek: In fact, I like this attitude) I knew how to interest you. Yulek: I already found it. Duke: Wow, you're Sonic! Yulek: Well so! Duke: What time is the collection? Yulek: Nuuuu let's watch by half past three? When everyone is finally awake and will be able to move around with their feet. Duke: Okay. See you then. Yulek: Bye. And with that, we ended our long and meaningful conversation. It's only half past nine now. Oh, for sure, I have one idea, You can say ..... a dangerous idea. -Bead! I went to look for my cat. This impudent gray and eerily fluffy whiskey eater. However ... the cat must have sensed that I wanted to arrange a "bath day" for her, she fled to hell. Well, nothing, we'll get her everywhere! ...-but ... this impudent muzzle didn’t want to get into any. “Where the fuck are you?!” I yelled after I hit my foot on the table. Going out into the corridor, I found Busya. whether on two paws again galloped off somewhere. What a beast! After another twenty minutes of searching, I did find her under my sofa. After some time, I dragged this fluffy creature into the bathroom, having previously laid an old towel there. One thing can be said here: there were screams to hell and more. And not only Busi, but my mats also abounded. it went like clockwork .... and then ....: -Stop, the infection! OHTYZHBLAYA! bath, but then the law of meanness worked, that is: the hand breaks off the side and I, with a happy look, lie in some water ... Finally emerging from the bathroom, I looked with a sizzling look at the culprit, now more like a rat than a cat. After a shitty cloud of time, the cat and I are BOTH washed and now BOTH are going to dry. Having finished with this, I let Busya go, and she sat down at the computer. After N amount of time. “Oh, your guild!” I shuddered, as soon as my phone rang somewhere not far away. I'm listening. - I answered Hange. “Are you still at home?! Almost everyone is already here, we are waiting for you alone!” An angry exclamation was heard. I already fell out of bed. Straight to the floor. -Shcha, I'm already going. -I answered, rubbing my bruised head. - Come on, damn it, faster! - And she turned off. Having quickly gathered myself, I jumped out into the street and rushed headlong to Yulia, for he would arrange an apocalypse earlier than planned. “Why is it taking so long?!” As soon as I knock on the door, Hange immediately flies out and drags me into the house. “Well, I’m sorry!” I answered, walking behind my friend to her room, where the rest of our gang actually gathered. - In short, we drove. Look. Today we should definitely succeed! - And Hanji's eyes shone brighter than the stars. - Soooo ... - Trauma drawled. - Let's start? “Uh-huh,” there was a chorus of humming.
How to call the Deadly Lew You will need: - A piece of paper - A pen or pencil - Threads (any) - A candle - A lighter or matches So. Can be called both during the day and at night. If you call during the day, then in a dark place. No one should be at home at this time. Write on a piece of paper: "I" m dead". Light a candle. Take the threads and burn them over the fire a little to black (it is not necessary that the entire thread be black). Put them below the inscription, but leave the candle and do not extinguish. Say such words 3 times: "Lew, show yourself, appear in front of me." And go to another room. Close the door (it will be much better to hide as well). It is important to do all this in the dark. Lew will walk around your house, as well as he can break dishes, cough or call you. To recall him, say: "Lew, go away and perish" (loudly). After that, sit in that place for another 30 minutes. Then go out and sprinkle salt on everything that has changed or moved, or better sprinkle holy water, the challenge is dangerous.
So... As always, there was a half-hour search for the right things to call... Well, what can I say? It's us. Bottom line: Trauma somehow climbed onto the closet, the Joker climbed behind the couch, and Hange and I climbed into the closet and held our breath so as not to miss a single sound. “So what?” I asked in a whisper after a minute of waiting. - Xs. - Yula answered just as quietly. And as soon as our conversation stopped, the sound of breaking dishes was heard from the kitchen. "What the fuck?!" Hange yelled in a whisper. And Trauma, apparently from such a turn of events, fell off the closet. - It turned out, epta! - I rejoiced. After sitting like this for some more time, we nevertheless decided to call the spirit away. Then we had to see how we got out of the closet. Injury with a scoop in his hands (xs where did he get it from), then came the Joker with a five-kilogram camera to overweight, and Hange, as the most original, with salt. “False alarm, dudes,” I said as soon as I entered the kitchen. -Kurai, get down from there! -Yulka chased the cat. Yes, it was this very Kurai who dumped the plates. -Ehh ... a bummer. - Joker said with regret. And we started watching series. Result: Negative. Risk: Dishes, dishes and more dishes P.S. A little advice: before calling, close all living creatures.
