The script of the last call of the 11th grade of 2014.
- Welcome speech by Ivchenko E.N.
- Exit 11 class to the music
- The anthem of Russia sounds.
- On stage montage and song"It's great that we are all here today" with a guitar.
Clear day. September. Daisies.
- Bow. Pigtails. First graders.
- Two by two. Primer. Five.
- The first cleaning in the classroom.
- Pharaohs. Globe. Map.
- A painted desk.
- Lye. Pythagoras. Acids.
- Lev Tolstoy. Straits. Notes.
- And to control preparation.
- And crib blank.
- Dancing. Camping. Guitar.
- Kiss.
- For a quarter of a pair.
- State exam. Farewell ball.
- Joy mixed with sadness.
- Certificate. Flowers in the window.
- Why am I so sad?
- Words by E. N. Ivchenko
- Congratulations to the school principal, guests (flowers)
- Order for admission to exams.
IN 1: It's time to say goodbye to school.
You're not leaving for the summer, forever.
You will only return to her in your thoughts,
Remembering my childhood years.
B2: You will remember this moment forever,
peers enthusiastic faces,
After all, school is your pure spring,
More than once in your life he will give you a drink.
B1: Weekdays are running out of time -
The door to the unknown is open.
And you on a long journey take with you
A particle from the teacher's heart.
Song to the teachers of the "Lake of kindness" (a group of girls).
- Song of teachers and presentation of ribbons.
To the motive of the song by Nikolai Karachentsov "What to give you"
What can I give you besides our love
Maybe this spring or your feelings.
Maybe a starry night or a quiet dawn.
After all, nothing is impossible for us
Chorus
What to give you? Maybe believe in a dream
And hope is a spring or kindness of hearts.
Maybe blue fog and bird cherry color.
After all, nothing is impossible for us.
Chorus
What to give you, our dear graduate
After all, today we part forever with you 2 times
Congratulations to first graders (poems, ditties and a common song)
Ditties of first graders on last call.
1. We start ditties
Please don't laugh
There are a lot of people here
We can be ashamed.
2. There are girls in our school,
Impossible to take your eyes off.
And Ksyusha and Anya
All hair colors are available!
3. And Alena at concerts
Sing like a nightingale
Even Alla Pugacheva
Don't chase after her.
4. I'm with my mother for viewings
Mod sites do not go out.
All new super fashion
I'll look at gold
(I look at the graduates)
5. Come on guys
The whole crowd in the construction
So that cottages on Rublyovka
Give to your parents
6. Strives for knowledge Olesya
No harder than her
Often in the sixth lesson
She will be the only one to come.
7. Our blank notebooks
Became untidy
Teach us, Ksyusha,
How to be careful!
8. I dreamed everything - I chose
I am my profession...
From Polina I learned -
The laboratory assistant is always in the price!!!
9. I rebuff any ladies,
And I play football!
I want to be like
To Titova Daria.
10. Our Nastya is silent
Says a few words
But on admission
First to the finish line.
11. All programs on the computer
Cyril knows at least where.
He has no equal on the Internet
Take great respect from us!
12. Geography for five
Roma we want to pass
Where to go to rest
Maybe he can tell us!
13. Nastya, Katya and Oksana
All the boys like
Their rivals are all waiting
Well, when they leave
14. Our Maxim Mokeev in sports
The first champion in the region,
How many cups and medals
He got it with his hard work.
15. From the very first school days
Our Sasha is trying
On "excellent" school he
Going to finish.
16. Cyril was once asked:
"What are you doing in class?"
He thought a little
And he replied: "I'm waiting for a call."
17. Maxim, you will become a deputy
Don't forget to raise salaries
Remember you teachers
In the third grade I promised!
18. At the lesson of physical education
There is only one teacher in the room.
And the graduates are in bed
Watching rainbow dreams.
19. What's the rumble, what's the noise?
The walls are all swaying
These are the graduates
Going down to the dining room
20. We sang ditties to you
Is it good, is it bad
And now we ask you
For you to clap us.
Under the loss, take the hand, walk through the hall, give gifts, see them off.
- Ivchenko: “And now the floor is given to the heroes of our holiday…”
Leader's word:
Q1: For our big holiday
We gathered with the whole family
Mothers are crying on the sidelines
Dads are smiling
They don't understand, worries are over
Or just starting
B2 Teachers seem like relatives to us
Look at them, take another look
They will remain for us
As we see them at this hour.
B1 It is impossible to imagine a modern 11th grader without headphones. Each song he associates with a particular teacher or situation. Here are fantasies on the subject.
Alumni musical performance
Scene with a fortuneteller
USE sketch
B1 Dear, our beloved teachers!
Today on this May day
Please accept our congratulations
For your loyalty and love
For your dedication to your work!
We open our festival "School starfall" and start the award ceremony for our wonderful teachers.
- In the nomination "Sensitive Heart" the director of the school Lidia Sergeevna Loseva is awarded for strictness, adherence to principles, exactingness, kindness and understanding.
Dear Lydia Sergeevna!! Through storms, bad weather
You confidently led our school ship.
It's done! Behind the teachings of the years
Please accept a declaration of love from us!
Above our beloved school, the trill of the bell sounds louder and louder.
That bell rings hysterically and calls for a change.
From a large office that is called the office,
Lidia Sergeevna came out, vigilantly looked around the school.
Then on the first floor the order in the hall checks,
Then she is already on the third - like black lightning.
So the losers again say words of reproach.
In those words and thirst for a storm, the power of anger, the flame of passion
And the confidence that they will still fix the deuce.
Here the bell rings again, the corridors are empty ...
There remains only a couple inseparable so much
How many children know themselves by studying in this school.
A couple that has grown together forever and cannot imagine itself without each other.
This couple: School and its Director.
Song for the principal of the school (to the melody "Without me, you, my beloved").
1. “I know, honey, I know what's wrong with you.
You overslept again this morning.
And you came without a form, dear, ”-
The director told me, as always.
Chorus: We are without you, our dear director,
They would go without uniforms.
We are without you, our dear director,
Behind the school would smoke.
But you are standing, our director,
First, as usual.
Our principal takes care of the school
So strict and familiar.
(delivery of flowers and gift)
2. In the nomination “Administration is always right”, the head teachers of the school Yakovleva Nadezhda Viktorovna, Baranova Elena Borisovna, Ivchenko Elena Nikolaevna are awarded for the ability to lay the methodological foundation of the house in which we study and for the ability to keep students in a tight grip.
Why do we love our head teachers?
For kindness, for beauty.
They are ready for the children of strangers
Give hearts warmth and kindness.
They are tough sometimes
And they throw a stern look at you and me.
But we will never forget you
You remain in my heart forever.
To the tune of "Lady Luck"
Dear teachers, you are unforgettable!
We want to confess to you the feelings of fireproof.
On the exam with parting words, you see us off.
You are not in a hurry to say goodbye to us early,
Help to survive during the certification period!
Dear Head Teachers - You are our hope!
You are so kind, who will support us?
We know it's hard with us, but we promise
Make every effort, we will not let you down!
Lidia Sergeevna, and we promise you
We will not disgrace you, and we will not let you down! (give flowers, gifts)
- Next nomination "My second mother"
In this nomination, the first teachers are awarded Tatyana Evgenievna Popkova, Tatyana Vasilievna Bakaeva for skill drain the sea of tears of frightened first graders and turn their lives into a river of joy, andfor the ability to teach children to comprehend the wisdom of science in 4 years, and then start again from scratch.
We were all funny kids
When they first came to the school class,
And, having received a notebook with pencils,
They sat down at the desk for the first time in their lives!
Thank you for loving us so much
Although they were sometimes strict with us,
For what you taught us to think,
For everything, for everything you have done for us!
To the motive "My dear"
On the first day of September we went to the 1st grade
With a smile you looked at us
And, remembering those days, like time ago
Dispersed, who is to blame?
We've grown up
Learned the big world
But you remained
very dear
Chorus:
My sweet, gentle
I hold your hands
I can't find words
My dear, my love
At the most difficult hour
We won't forget you
My sweet, gentle
I hold your hands
I can't find words
My dear, my love
At the most difficult hour
We won't forget you
The response of the first teachers.
Q1 What exams do you think you need to pass well to get a diploma?
B2 Well, of course, Russian language and mathematics.
Q1 What if you don't pass?
B2 You won't finish school!
B1 But I want to finish school!
B2 "I want to finish school" - this is the name of our composition.
In the nomination "I remember a wonderful moment" won the teacher of Russian language and literature Glazunova Marina Alekseevnafor the ability to reveal and show the beauty and richness of the native language, as well as for courage and heroism when checking written works.
В1: But now we still have a very important nomination, it is nominated for the one that is always at school next to us,
B2: The one who is responsible for us at school,
B1: The one that worries about us no less than our parents.
Q2: So, the nomination "The Coolest Cool Mom".
There are a lot of classics
Poets and writers
The Russian land is rich in them,
But no matter how hard we try
We are shedding tears,
But we'll redouble our zeal
And through all the pain
An essay will be born with us
Marina Alekseevna
Check and cry
And he will tell us that Pushkin is not for us.
How will you stay at school without us,
And to whom we leave you,
And that everything really happens,
We still couldn't believe it.
We grew and matured before our eyes,
We will not become five-graders again.
Thanks for everything to our cool mom,
But letting go doesn't mean losing.
Song class teacher"Your eyes".
5. Exact science. In the nomination "Common Sense" teachers of mathematics are awarded_ Kornilova Elena Grigorievna, Podzemelnaya Galina Vyacheslavovna, Khromova Nina Vasilievna _ for the firm conviction that two and two make four and for the ability to square a good mood.
It would seem that all numbers, equations,
And formulas, and different divisions,
Everything is difficult at first, it is not clear,
Examples were displayed neatly.
But time passed, and you explained everything,
Homework was given
And we tried to solve everything successfully,
And the numbers are getting interesting.
Now we know a lot, we understand
And if necessary, we consider it well.
And let the years pass, but without a doubt,
We will remember your equations!
Mathematics ("My Bunny")
This subject is very complex.
And you can fill it up
Ah, math, I know
I'm lost without you
My deuce, I'm your minus,
You are my corner, I am your sinus,
You are pi squared for me,
You are Pythagoras, and I am a cat,
Private you, I'm a divider
This is Love!
I don't sleep well at night because I love algebra
Because I also love geometry
The whole 11th grade is grateful to you now,
It means you didn't teach us in vain.
6. We continue our festival "School Starfall".In the nomination "We will glorify the Fatherland with names ..." teachers of history and social science are awardedSmirnova Irina Anatolyevna Chumakova Galina Ivanovna, Chukshis Vadim Andreevich, Kuzminykh Yakov Sergeevich_for the ability not to get lost in historical events.
If there is silence in the classroom
Flies don't fly
Know our history.
Someone is being called
("Sasha + Masha" Factory).
1. The sun rises behind the mountains
We have history again.
Full of sadness and suffering
We will tell the story.
We gathered in the office
The topic is difficult for us,
And put everything in its place
Only the teacher's story
Chorus: His name is Caesar, he is very great.
He loved Cleopatra and only her.
There was Aristotle, Plato, Empidocles.
Do you remember them
Here's mine.
His name is Lenin, he is very great.
He loved Nadezhda and only her.
There was also Stalin, Khrushchev and Andropov.
Do you remember them
Here's mine.
7. So the next nomination"Einstein of our school". It is awarded to the teacher of physics_Kulikova Vera Vladimirovna_ behind selfless work in a zone of high tension, and the ability to teach children to distinguish between a barometer and a voltmeter.
Maybe there are no Edisons in us,
We will not reach the Newtons,
And it wasn't like that at all.
Father of radio - Popov.
Let pascals, watts, hertz
They did not enter our flesh and blood,
But forever in my heart
There will be love for physics.
("Am I to blame")
Am I to blame, am I to blame
The fact that I'm not friends with physics?
Who is Curie, who is Newton, who is Kobzon
I will never, never understand. (2 times)
Oh you, my mother! Oh you, my mother!
You can no longer scold me
If it's not given to me - well, it's not given at all -
Electricity topic to understand! (2 times)
Ah, you are my teacher! Ah, you are my teacher!
Is it too much to ask?
Not four or five
You can't even see them -
Allow me to write off the three. (2 times)
8. We continue the awards ceremony.In the nomination "Pistils-stamens" the teacher of biology Kulikova Tamara Sergeevna is awarded for the abilitycreate conditions for evolution from small and stupid to big and smart, and also for the ability to convince the disciples that every seed sown will bear fruit. 11th grade students are proof of that.
Learned a lot from you.
Thank you now
For being in biology
You opened the door
Keys to priceless knowledge
Distributed to students.
You didn't suffer in vain.
Thank you for everything.
("Chocolate bunny")
Carefully on the palm of my hand, I'll put the frog,
I will show the paw, eye, membranes and tummy.
How interesting it is to see everything through a microscope,
Grass, pistils, stamens and a tiny microbe.
Biology was taught, but they could not understand it -
Who are we actually descended from?
You tried to put genetics into our heads,
So that we can quickly determine the gender of the kids.
Chorus.
You are wonderful teacher
We were great with you
Although not easy.
When we didn't meet
We were very upset:
you were far away
Health and success
And more laughter in life
And remember us
Smile more often
Stay the same
Your best class.
9. The next nomination is "The most organic". Chemistry teachers Tatyana Viktorovna Trifonova, Galina Viktorovna Malovafor the ability to be with Mendeleev on a short footing, as well asfor the ability to empirically turn the mercury of unwillingness into the gold of the mind.
Put science into our heads -
Hard work, sometimes thankless,
But you managed to "bewitch" us,
After all, chemistry is a tricky subject.
And "Ash two O" we remember by heart,
And everyone, as one, taught the formula of alcohol,
Although not aces in chemistry, so be it,
But we are interested in experimentscarried out
.
We will go through life on a confident path,
We remember well, we know how to deftly
From soda, vinegar and sugar with water
Make soda in the kitchen at home.
And let not all of us need knowledge,
"Thank you" from the bottom of our hearts we say
Your work is worthy of admiration and recognition,
Chemistry teacher, thank you.
10. In the nomination "Photoshop only helps us in life, and the Internet caresses the ear" "teachers in computer science Tikhun Yulia Veniaminovna, Repina Maria Evgenievna won in, that in the barren desert they managed to grow stunted sprouts of computer knowledge.
The importance of informatics began to inspire us
Everyone was sitting, thinking: “Maybe we can run away?”
We created websites every God's day,
But we were all too lazy to learn concepts.
("Little country")
There is in our good school with you
Little country.
There, among overseas technology
The princess lives alone.
And if something sparkles
or the lights go out
Our princess will fix everything
There is no better hacker
Small country full of computers
Who will tell me, who will tell me
Where is she, where is she.
Small country, viruses do not need.
The princess does not give them life.
This is how she is
B1 Dear our teachers!
In tradition, undoubtedly the best
You worked at the school for many years.
Thank you for being in children's souls
The good light born from you burns.
B2 Let fate not look frowningly
And God will give you happiness up to the clouds.
Let your health be more than enough
Another million students!
Dear teachers, please accept a musical gift from
11. We continue the awards. Geography teachers are awarded in the Motley Globe nomination_Platov Dmitry Vasilyevich, Borisova Oksana Petrovna_for the ability to organize a trip without leaving the classroom, as well asfor the ability to discover America in every lesson.
Today we are all open
countries, continents,
Ride and study
local moments.
If we are in Africa,
Tomorrow or now
Let's remember geography
And, of course, you.
Dear Dmitry Vasilyevich and Oksana Petrovna!
Having traveled all the seas and oceans,
Let mentally ... We want to wish you
See with your own eyes all those countries
Where did you have to visit?
12. And now - the most sporting nomination "In a healthy body - a healthy mind!" Teachers Oropaev Anatoly Grigorievich, Sirotkin Nikolai Nikolaevich, Golubev Valentin Mikhailovich are awarded in it.for the ability to teach how to overcome any obstacle on the path of life, as well as the ability to turn our frail bodies into a standard of health.
Oh, we ran from physical education,
Although no one knew the strength in the legs!
They pretended: "I'm after a cold,"
Don't just go to the gym.
You came with an iron will
A healthy spirit has been instilled in us,
So proud that everyone is in school
With a sports posture go!
"If with a friend went on the road"
There is a spacious office
It has no tables and chairs.
And no board either.
How empty are your words
There are two of these offices
The teachers, too.
Not afraid of snow and heat,
And torrential rain:
Sneakers in summer and winter
There will be snow, there will be hail,
We have no way back.
And our teacher will be happy!
There is a horse grazing in the corner,
There is a horse grazing in the corner
And a goat without a face.
Logs lie along the wall,
You can go to mat
And on the bridge too
We will solve all problems
Let's jump, let's run
And we will follow the rules
If we swim
Let's drive and kill
We will be the first in everything
13. So, the awards ceremony continues. In the “Help Yourself” nomination, the mentor and teacher of OBZh_Kulikov Vladimir Alexandrovich is awarded for the ability to teach children to get out of difficult situations safe and sound, as well asfor the ability to teach first aid to the victim, while not losing consciousness himself.
No, not an idle object -
OBZH, "safety".
In our harsh life
He was not given to us in vain.
And who knows maybe
that a thousand times
We will be grateful
What did we include in the class
To the lesson of life safety,
where is our good teacher
called us many times
"Take care of your life!"
You opened our eyes
Where death lies.
Real life, where do you find out?
Only on OBZh
Again catastrophes, explosions.
How much harm they do.
If you still don't understand
Run right here.
If you still don't understand
Run right here.
Let's say it exploded somewhere
Well, for example, a nuclear power plant
And you see how they wave
Angels to us from heaven.
In order not to lose heart
To save yourself in trouble
Call not mom and dad-
OBJE teachers.
Call not mom and dad-
OBJE teachers.
14. In the nomination "Language will bring to London" is awarded to the English teacher Roza Alexandrovna Musaelyan and the teacher French Chukshis Vadim Andreevich. behind ability to instill love foreign language, as to native, as well asfor the ability to teach us how to ask for directions to Kyiv in any language.
Knowing the language in life is important for everyone.
Today he is a problem solver.
A couple of phrases - and the contract is ready
In any edge of six continents.
To the motive "Because we are pilots"
It's good to study in our school,
Only our life alone is not good:
They ask so much in English
That you won’t go for a walk
But on the other hand, but on the other hand, we know so much -
Yes, and England is our home.
First of all, first of all - our English,
Well, chemistry and physics - then.
First of all, first of all - our French,
Well, chemistry and physics - then.
15. And now a very beautiful nomination - "The Creator of the Beautiful." The music teacher Ivchenko Elena Nikolaevna, the teacher of fine arts Kareva Lyubov Alekseevna are awarded for love for beauty and romance of the soul.
We all love to draw
And create pictures
At the lessons of your creative wonderful.
Enter the world of art
And express yourself in it
We were all very, very interested.
(to the motive of "The Chauffeur's Song")
You taught us to draw beautifully,
You taught us to sing like a nightingale,
And to this world, infinitely dull,
How to look at a Raphael painting.
Chorus:
Now we are not afraid of trials,
Crises and wars are not terrible,
Because we live with you
According to the laws of peace and beauty.
Chorus.
Let worries swallow us up
All the same, we will be friends with art.
Well, and you for being taught everything,
Let's love unconditionally and tenderly.
16. The next nomination is very important. It is called “Man does not live by labor alone, but by serving labor” and technology teachers Platova Galina Vladimirovna, Amelin Vasily Pimenovich are invited to the award for the ability to interest and professional skills.
We proudly cook pasta,
And we'll drive a nail into the stool,
And the hole in the toe will not scare you,
Let's say to her: Wow, and we'll sew it up in an instant!
Your ideas and skills,
What could you tell us?
In life, we will all come in handy
And we say THANK YOU!
17. And now the nomination "Service of Trust" In this nomination I want to say THANK YOU social educator Gonyshkova Olga Gennadievna, psychologist Kornilova Elena Grigoryevna, librarian Kuzina Lyudmila Vasilievna for kindness, help and support in difficult moments of life.
Olga Gennadievna knows her job very well
She will understand children very well.
Warms them up
Always help and protect.
Our psychologist is just a class, because she is not the first time with us,
Constantly checks what's wrong with our head
Maybe something happened to her and closed in the brain,
Or just different thoughts blown into my head by the wind ...
Librarian is the word
Magical like a crystal!
Always ready to help you
He has become your best friend!
18. We move on to the next nomination "Golden Hands".
In this nomination, we say words of gratitudemedical workers Yantsen Polina Petrovna, Mokeeva Lyudmila Anatolyevna. Shashelko Tatyana, our canteen workers, supply manager Galina Alexandrovna Belova, technical staff and many others for the ability to raise vitality and for the ability to help our weakened bodies find new strength to reach the next lesson.
To the motive of "Moments" from the movie "17 Moments of Spring"
Don't overthink technical stuff!
The time will come, you will probably understand
That they will have time to wash the floor before the call,
In a moment, in a moment, in a moment...
Everyone has their own role here!
Your destiny, your purpose.
Our doctor will cure any pain:
To whom a pill, and to whom immortality
Soup is cooked from tiny moments!
And our chefs are amazing!
We will say to you: “Thank you for the pie!
From the first piece to the last!
Q1: A wise man was asked: “Tell me, what is happiness?” He replied: “This is when you are young at heart, when your beloved is near, when my parents are alive and well.”
In the nomination “Life”, beloved parents are awarded for giving us life and are always ready to support us in this life.
Poems for parents
Mom, mom, we are already adults,
Look, we already said goodbye to braids.
Violent flowering of the spring garden ...
It was his seventeenth birthday.
Mom, mom, why are you crying
And you smile, you don't hide your tears?
I’ll rush off into a big life from the ball ...
Mom, Mom, but I'll be back!
Look, I'm a head taller than my father,
And he is a copy, they tell me, from the face ...
When you are young, time flies so fast.
Thank you dear parents.
Forgive us if you have been offended by something,
For demonic nights, tears, excitement,
For youthful pride and impatience,
For the gray hair at the temples of the father
And for the wrinkles of his own face.
We bow low to you to the ground,
Thank you for everything you gave us!
The world is not simple, not at all simple,
It is impossible to hide in it from storms and from thunderstorms.
It is impossible to hide in it from winter blizzards,
And from separation, from bitter separation.
But apart from troubles, uninvited troubles,
There are stars and sunlight in the world,
There is a native home and the warmth of fire
And I have, I have you.
Everything in my life I have.
All that is the joy of every day
Everything about worries and dreams
It's all, it's all you!
Everything I have in life
All that is the joy of every day,
Everything I call my destiny
Connected, connected with our family.
With only one, only with one
Our family.
Q2: Parents in the hall are also worried,
Problems will be with us even higher than the roof
And it cannot be otherwise!
Parents, we want to hear your voice!!
Presentation by parents.
B1: I will quietly close the doors of the school behind me
This first loss I share with you
This joy and separation, which is called fate
Having invited the last waltz, I will share it with you.
B2 In the waltz, alarm and run-up of roads are heard
In the waltz, you and I hear our last call.
Alumni dance.
IN 1 Last call...remember this!
Before you the road of life is big.
The planet will remain in the memory of childhood,
Where are the feelings and thoughts with an open mind.
B2 The last call ... through the whirlwinds of the earth
It will ring in the passing years.
In the familiar school walls, relatives
You will return more than once in adult dreams.
B1 Last call, ring, spilling,
Merging with all the calls of Russia!
The right to make the last call is granted to a graduate of grade 11 ... and a student of grade 1 A ...
The last bell rings.
Well, that's it, it's time to say goodbye,
The dream is calling us on the road.
But how hard it is to leave
With your favorite school forever.
Here we strengthened, grew, matured,
The basics comprehended all sciences.
But sometimes they didn't notice
Teachers are hard work.
After all, we, believe me, loved you,
They sincerely wish you well.
And if sometimes they were naughty,
There is not even a drop of evil in that.
We wish you great happiness!
A bow from us to you - to the ground!
Chastushki about school is one of the funniest numbers at a children's party. The school life of boys and girls is full of funny cases and funny situations that can be beaten with the help of comic verses. For example, for a holiday in honor of September 1, funny ditties about students in grades 1-2 who are not in a hurry to primary school After holidays. And on Teacher's Day, schoolchildren in grades 3-4 can prepare verses about teachers. Yes, and the teachers themselves, like parents, are always ready to perform ditties at any holiday. For example, such a number would be appropriate at graduation, including kindergarten. You will find the best school-themed ditties for adults and children in the following article.
Funny ditties about school for children's graduations in kindergartens from parents - words
Very often, funny ditties about school performed by parents become the best graduation number in kindergarten. Such ditties with humor talk about the upcoming school days of future first graders. Also in ditties there are jokes about the parents of graduates.
Examples of funny ditties about school for children's graduation in kindergarten from parents
Cause time is an hour of fun!
Come to class on time!
Success does not threaten that
Who hasn't learned their lesson
Who during recess
Ran, shaking the walls!
Letters in the machine notebook
They don't stand like in a parade.
Letters jump and dance
They wave their tails.
We wrote an essay
All day until you're blue
And when the work was handed over,
It was with difficulty that they pumped everyone out!
I sang ditties to you
About the guys and business.
Continue who can
Well, I went home.
Funny ditties about school for students in grades 1-2 - the best words
Pupils in grades 1-2 very often perform funny ditties about school at themed holidays. For example, such a number performed by students primary school fits perfectly into the scenario of September 1 or the last call.
A selection of funny ditties about school with words for students in grades 1-2
If you want to know a lot
Achieve a lot
Must Read
Must learn.
Wake me up at night
In the very middle
I'll tell you the alphabet
Without one hitch!
All the guys in our class
They love to stand out.
Who draws, who sings
As long as you don't study.
Comic ditties for students in grades 3-4 about school from parents - a selection of texts
Sometimes, instead of students in grades 3-4, parents perform humorous ditties about school at holidays. For example, funny ditties performed by moms and dads can sound at graduation in elementary school.
Texts of comic ditties about school for students in grades 3-4 from parents
Once with a friend on April Fool's Day
Changed - that's fun! —
At school we are on the floor
All plates "M" and "Zh".
We are not used to deuces,
Twos are so easy to grab
You don't need to learn anything
That's what the reward is for.
Katya's bitter grief,
Everyone feels sorry for Katyusha -
From a hole in a dress pocket
The cheat sheet fell out.
Cool modern ditties about school - funny texts for children
Cool and funny texts of modern ditties about a school for children should be included in a separate category. Unlike the previous versions, these ditties use modern terms and words from the school life of students. Thanks to slang, ditties about the life of schoolchildren become even funnier.
Modern versions of funny ditties about school with funny texts for children
I sat on the exam and did not know a single FEE,
Nobody let me write
Failed the exam!
I teach math
Three hundred and forty days a year!
The remaining twenty days
Just thinking about her!
Has begun academic year,
The clock ticked
And the question bugs me:
Are holidays coming soon?
Funny school ditties about girls from boys for the holidays - a selection of texts
Funny ditties about school life for girls performed by boys for themed holidays. For example, boys can perform perky verses about girls at a concert in honor of March 8. Also, these options can be used as comic numbers for graduation and last calls.
A selection of funny ditties with texts about girls from boys for school holidays
Even on Tanya's birthday
Yura out of habit
Tanya instead of congratulations
Pulled pigtails!
If you are my friend
Released from misfortune.
Raise your hand,
Don't call me!
Petya beat Katya
- Even got tired:
He thrashed with a reader,
Maybe he fell in love?
Funny and funny school ditties about boys from girls - the best texts
In turn, girls can always prepare funny and funny versions of school ditties about boys. For example, such numbers are relevant for holiday events in honor of February 23, which take place in the school or class.
Funny texts of funny school ditties about boys from girls
Vova is late for school
Explains simply:
- And to study, Marivanna,
It's never too late!
We will sing ditties to you,
Prick up your ears.
We will sing about the boys
And we are waiting for applause! Whoo!
All boys in our class
They wear different pants.
But when they go to serve
Will value the form! Whoo!
Someone wants to be a tanker
Some are just pilots.
Someone will become a sailor
Or a gunner! Whoo!
Chastushki about ditties, about teachers, about being late, about love, about friendship, about school, about a diary, about fighters, about change, about clothes and fashion, about deuces, about fives, about mathematics, about the Russian language, about physical education and sports , about English language, about geography, about school items, about the exam, about first graders, comic ditties about school, ditties with names, about concerts and performances, about holidays and graduation.
School ditties about ditties
| We'll sing ditties to you School - cool, So that you don’t get bored on Knowledge Day, Yes, we are remembered! We composed ditties Oh, ditties are good, Old people and kids Where are you, sponsor, show up, Lost our harmonist | We are girly girls We are always cheerful We will sing ditties to you now, Yes, school work. Me and my friend Lisa Our heels are knocking We love to sing ditties Oh, from Olya, like from a cannon, | The teacher told us all compose ditties, And a bear came to me I put my paw on my ears. I compose ditties For ditties here And in Voronezh we have We all live in Klichev. |
School ditties about teachers
| Thank you for science Wise teachers. Because we understand You didn't drive us in vain. Our teacher is very strict Sparrows came to school Me the teacher at the blackboard | And Irina Nikolaevna He loves silence very much. Why doesn't he like to make noise? Well, I don't understand. For the first teacher I go to school in the morning | Being a teacher is not easy Just read your subject. The teacher must teach How do we act in life. Happy Teacher's Day I'm sitting in class |
School ditties about being late
School ditties about love
School ditties about friendship
Ditties about school
School ditties about the diary
School ditties about fighters
School ditties about change
| Our teacher in silence Explains the topic... And the neighbor whispers to me: That would be a change! Ride cool on the parquet! Lesha is ours at recess In the classroom yesterday Cause time is an hour of fun! | Our teacher beyond the threshold, We've finished the lesson We open the cell phone We all play on bluetooth. Now the bell has rung Vova is ours at recess Valya, Sasha, Radik, Senya What's that noise? What's the cry? | I ran to change Knead your body He leaned his forehead against the wall, What I learned - I forgot again! Everyone sings to music The office rumbles We made a little noise - Light rushes around the school |
School ditties about clothes and fashion
School ditties about deuces
| We are not used to deuces, Twos are so easy to grab You don't need to learn anything That's what the reward is for. I'm not ready for the lesson Did not answer about fairy tales Vitya does not like our poetry, For control Petrusha Everyone is equal in our school - You have the same deuces, | I got four Praise Mila. And in fact this There were two ratings. I came today sad Learned very quickly Became clear to Anton Oh save! Oh save! Masha hid in the pantry I gave to write off on the control | "I know everything, I promise" Repeats our Noskov. And how will you answer- Master deuce to receive. Ruslan has no patience, My friend and I were walking I have two in my notebook Igor decided to joke Who has dogs, cats, |
School ditties about fives
| The diary contains homework assignments. And there are "fives" nearby. How good are they! Come on, mom, sign! In our school I'm not lazy And our school principal | We sang ditties for a long time, And now we want to say: "Hurry, grab a pen and in the diary put us FIVE !!! We rush teachers I really like to study | In our school, everyone is an artist, They love to sing and dance. Well, of course, in the classroom We answer five. Katka is a white crow! How to get fives |
School ditties about mathematics
| And in mathematics We draw squares Circles and rhombuses… Where can we find the bomb? Nikolai solved the example I added, multiplied, subtracted, write off math "Blendamed" and even chewing gum | I teach math Three hundred and forty days a year! The remaining twenty days I just think about her. There is an aspen on the mountain, Masha cram the formula Our teacher in class | Math is hard She is known to all. Let's think and guess How do we solve problems. Vanya is learning theorems, At the math lesson I cannot learn |
School ditties about the Russian language
| Teach to distinguish Suffixes with prefixes Mom will give me Yoghurts with additives. Our Ilya is a super-agile goalkeeper, We are in Russian | Letters in the machine notebook They don't stand like in a parade. Letters jump and dance They wave their tails. We wrote an essay Our chicken is spotted | Wake me up at night In the very middle I'll tell you the alphabet Without one hitch! I mother tongue Somehow Olya got |
School ditties about physical education and sports
| I love physical education I can walk on my hands! Only here's the trouble Legs do not carry there! I love school the most Train our muscles In gym class There is no better Vanya at school | In gym class All without a form we sit, And on the teacher's biceps We look excitedly. In gym class Tolya boasted to the guys Dirty Pasha looks proudly | Legs are long, big, I train on the run. Why then lame My progress? We all love to walk - How much, Vova, can you Our life is easy and smooth |
School ditties about English
School ditties about geography
Funny ditties about school subjects
| I study science I get a lot of knowledge. Here I blew up the floor of the school! What a chemistry! Somehow we are in chemistry We are in informatics Sweetheart in a white apron I couldn't learn Alas, alas, alas and ah! | On botany we are all Leaning against the desks... about living organisms Dreams of color dreamed! At the drawing lesson Anatomy, science, - I know the laws of physics I'm in a textbook I know Napoleon At the lesson of M.H.K. | At work all the girls Embroider together. Well, poor boys They carry weights. They sewed an apron at work, We tried very hard And how they began to try on - They got lost themselves. I've been screaming all day They say to Pythagoras Let's go to history How many years before Andromeda Petya ran away from music, |
School ditties about the exam
School ditties about first graders
| I'm seven years old And I'm not happier! Look what a miracle - My first class bouquet! I go to school with flowers New uniform put on If you want to know a lot | Mom braided her hair Straightened the bows Gave a brand new satchel - Sent to first class! The backpack is a miracle! But, Knapsack, copybooks, notebooks - | Hurry up, call, We've been waiting for you. After all, on our first lesson We've been going for a year. I have a primer in my briefcase Alphabet from "A" to "Z" |
Comic ditties about school
| We sat in class And looked out the window. We got bored in class And dreamed of going home! In the classics it's easy - Hurray! — It's good to be a bird Firewood is on the grass Spotted woodpecker with a sharp beak | What kind of whisper is heard in the classroom? Who's stopping us like this? Our friend is tired Once with a friend on April Fool's Day All the guys in our class | They say I'm fighting Well, what is this nonsense! I'm dumb in class Fighting is to my detriment. We learn every day Teachers moan, cry, We are in the field at the state farm |
School ditties with names
| Our Andrew this week I handed the notebook to the teacher. He doesn't know what to do with her Clean, wash or launder. Seryozha walked in the park At the lesson, our Seryozha The earring was called to the board, Dima developed a good ear. Who is pushing in the buffet? Waiting for an answer from Marina Oh, we don't like it when Pasha | Our ancestors painted Dinosaurs on the rock 21st century. - Vignettes Tolya draws on the table. Dinosaurs are our ancestors Our Tanechka is a talker, Kolya came out to answer I sit at a desk with Roma. All programs indiscriminately Never in our class Our Krista, like a spinning top, | Heroically Lena with laziness Fought all day But, much to my dismay, Lena won laziness. Serezha has no hearing Although the grades are not very Katya's bitter grief, Elya and Zhenya at the lesson Teacher Sveta says: Shaking and shaking the briefcase Taras, Gosh toils, sighs |
School ditties about holidays and graduation
School ditties about concerts and performances
| All through tonight Tried not to fall asleep Me for the school play I got used to the role of the Owl! We were told to act The choir performed today Oh, our artist Lena, At the gala today | Me and my friend Tamara We sing songs with a guitar. Songs "self-made", Quite splendid! We can sing all day At ditty concerts On tour we want We are from our pop stars | We are singers and musicians We love performing! We are folk talents Our land is famous for us! About your childish deeds Oh, I'm completely pissed off. |
Songs-alterations and ditties for graduates of the 11th grade
Songs and ditties for Prom
Target: give the performance of graduates greater emotionality.Tasks:
- expression by graduates of feelings and emotions in relation to the school, teachers;
- development creativity and positive emotions.
Purpose: The songs are intended for graduates to perform at the Graduation Party in the 11th grade, ditties - for performance by primary school students as a gift to graduates
Song to the motive "You know, mom ..."
Now we're done with school
And you have to decide for yourself
Where will the road take us?
Where are we all going?
So I want to choose right
Mine life path Now,
So that we would not be ashamed
And would not let you down.
Chorus: You know, school,
Oh how sad I am
He's not like everyone else
He's not like everyone else...
My journey from school to life
So cool
He is only mine, he is mine.
And I'm going from here to nowhere
It's me, yes it's me!
I know my star shines on me
She will not let her turn off the path ...
Song to the motive "My Sun"
I'm running along the school stairs, running.
I will stop this run today,
Because on a fine, sunny day
It looks like our graduation ball has already begun.
But our knowledge is lacking.
One question in life...
School, school, you and I can no longer be together.
We will not forget these days of fun times.
How many lessons have been passed - can't be counted,
And any of the teachers replaced our mother.
Chorus: My school, we will part with you today,
Don't forget, study lasted a long time,
But our knowledge is lacking.
I don't want to think that I've grown too old
And now it's not so easy to decide
There are only one questions in life.
Song to the motive "Don't think about seconds down":
Don't think too hard about your work
The time will come, you will understand, probably
That you won't take the fish out of the pond
Whenever this single moment.
Think about physical education too,
She's also not secondary.
And just, when necessary, jump up,
What were you taught in those moments...
An object is made up of tiny formulas,
Which is very useful in life.
And Archimedes will help us with this,
You will also be proud of us.
Each subject has its own reason,
Your bells, your mark,
But you just need to, in general, remember everything
From the first moment to the last.
Don't think too hard about physics
The time will come, you will understand, probably
That you need physics everywhere
For every moment, moment.
Look back into history
Find in it the fate of your mark.
You just keep in your head
Centuries, centuries. centuries...
From many phrases one is formed,
Literature will help us with this.
We know, and, alas, we need it:
It teaches us to think and think.
Don't overthink things
The time has come, you understand, I guess
What will fly by like bullets at the temple
Moments, moments, moments...
Closing song to the tune of "Unfinished Romance":
1.Good time!
We have given so many years to school.
Oh how we wish we had this moment
More to extend.
June is already in the yard
Flowers are everywhere, everywhere.
And a sad goodbye
The time has come to speak.
We give you promises
What are these years in our memory
Will always stay.
And the exams are over.
At school, at the door...
2. We will meet again
And there will be a lot of talk.
And our school will be
Too long to remember
How we were together
How they rushed the moment
in which to be
So I want it again.
Chorus: Last words farewell
We give you promises
What are these years in our memory
Will always stay.
But everything ends someday
And the exams are over.
We'll meet again after 20 years
At school, at the door...
Ditties for graduates
Dima looks very important
Artistic, agile, bold.
And by the end of your studies
He sang very well.
Dreams of becoming a firefighter
Nice little our Denis.
Does not suffer from idleness -
He hung in his dreams.
Sasha, Shurik, just Alex,
What else to call it?
Oh, he is a great smesharik,
If you tell the truth...
Masha is a solo singer,
He knows a lot about singing!
Strives to become famous
Who would help her with this?
Lily always wants to eat.
Going to the forest, she
Bought all the provisions
Hold on until the morning!
This is all for you we sang
Big in front of the public
Now let's leave the stage
And we will wave to you!
School graduation in May 2020 is one of the most important holidays in your child's life. Both graduates, and the teaching staff, and the parents themselves approach the preparation of this event with special attention. Presentation by parents graduation party usually includes kind words addressed to the school administration and teachers, parting words to children entering adulthood.
In order for this event to bring more positive emotions and be remembered for a long time by all its participants, you can approach the preparation of the parents' response at the graduation of the 11th grade with humor: perform perky ditties at the graduation about their children and play funny scenes about the school.
Funny scenes from parents at graduation 11 classes
The theme of such an event is always the same - graduation from school, farewell to beloved teachers, the beginning of a new life stage. This holiday is also a great occasion to remember the school years of your sons and daughters. Therefore, ditties from parents on a school theme will be especially relevant at graduation in the 11th grade.
We know a lot of ditties -
Both good and bad.
It's good to listen to
Who doesn't know any.
