Theatrical concert script dedicated to the Day Teachers.
Light music, against the backdrop of a closed curtain, a voice behind the stage:
There is in the initial autumn
A short but wonderful time!
There are magazines, but the boss doesn’t call
Scold for not doing them yesterday.
I still want to confer,
Share plans, go to teachers' council,
Although there is no recipe for how to deal with children
It wasn’t there before, and it still isn’t.
Your household members are not angry with you yet,
That neither breakfast nor lunch is ready.
Allowed to breathe and laugh occasionally,
Beginning of the year - no losers!
You don't have to spend every penny yet
Salaries for posters, chalk paints,
Screws, nails, slats, brooms, rulers –
Luckily, you managed to do this while on vacation.
And the head teacher is mentally still on a long trip,
He was kind to you today and yesterday.
There is in the initial autumn
A short but wonderful time.
Vera Pavlovna, by tomorrow please prepare a short, about 40 minutes, lyrical introduction to the teachers’ council
Well it started...
The curtain opens, Vera Pavlovna is on stage, wearing a dressing gown and curlers, making sketches.
She came, crumbled into crimson,
Touched the tender cheeks with a blush
Sung by poets for centuries
It's time... calls and teacher councils...
What am I talking about?.... (crumples the sheets, starts again)
Poets' tender confession...
Calls, lessons, schedules...
(angry, looks at his watch, rubs his eyes)
Get ready, Vera Pavlovna, there is an open teachers' meeting tomorrow(yawns)
Poets' tender confession
(quiet) concepts in education(drops his head, falling asleep, then raises his head)
Still easy and effortless...
I need to check my notebooks...(drops her head, falls asleep, the stage becomes dark for a few seconds, then the light flashes, Vera Pavlovna is in the middle of the stage, looks around in bewilderment, fanfare, presenters come out from both sides, Vera Pavlovna runs away from the stage)
Presenter 1: Wonderful routes of exploration
We are making a life's journey -
From the ABC book to the secrets of the universe,
From school desks to sunny heights
Presenter2: And in this continuous ascent,
As a guide - attentive and strict
Leads by work and inspiration
Comrade and mentor - teacher!
Presenter 1: Good afternoon, dear friends, dear colleagues!
Presenter2: Every year on October 5, more than a hundred countries celebrate the holiday, which was established in 1994 as World Teachers' Day. This is a professional holiday of all teachers, instructors, educators, craftsmen and workers in the education sector - a day on which the role and merits of teachers in the process are celebrated quality education at all levels, as well as their invaluable contribution to the development of society.
Presenter1: You are Love and Devotion, Faith and Patience.
Presenter2: You are Joy and Compassion, Suffering and Compassion.
Presenter1: You are Truth and Heart, Conscience and Nobility.
Presenter2: You are the Goers and the Givers, the Poor and the Rich.
Presenter1: You are the Path Makers and Artists of Life.
Presenter2: You are the Refuge of Childhood and the Cradle of Humanity.
Presenter1: You are the Smile of the Future and the Torch of the Present.
Presenter2: You are Teachers from God and Creators of Beauty!
Presenter1: Poems and songs for mentors,
The sparkle of inspired lines,
The wisest of all professions,
The greatness of the title: “Teacher!”
(musical number)
Presenter2: The floor for congratulations is given to the three captains, whose skillful leadership leads our ship of life through storms and storms to new heights, victories and achievements.
Presenter1: The head of the Beysky district municipality, Kurlaev Yuri Nikolaevich, is invited to the stage.
Presenter2: We invite the Chairman of the Council of Deputies of the Beysky District, Galina Mikhailovna Kotelnikova, to come up to us.
Presenter1: And of course, the head of the education department of the Beysky district, Oleg Viktorovich Shlokin!
(the last speaker introduces the human miracle - the teacher. It is dark on the stage, then the stage is clouds)
(on stage there is God, in his hands he has a rod with which he touches the babies, endowing them with talents. Nearby there is a queue of 5 angels. Each of them has a baby in diapers in their hands. The last in line is the Guardian Angel of the future teacher. He is very worried that his the ward will not be born on time or will be deprived of talents. Therefore, this is a Restless Angel.)
Guardian angels lined up
And they carried their charges to God -
Babies that were soon to be born.
His Serene Highness chose his fate slowly:
Talents, luck and challenges.
Then he endowed the baby with all this,
and the angel carried these secrets to the parents.
(The first Angel presents the baby to God. God examines him and touches the child’s forehead with the rod)
God. What a serious look this little guy has!
You will be gifted with a sharp mind.
You will be born into a family of doctors in a day,
And in 30 years you will become a doctor yourself.
(Returns the baby to Angel, and he takes the baby to the ground)
Restless Angel.(from the end of the line with excitement)Is there still any mind left?
God. And a lot!
Restless Angel(whispers to his ward)
We're crazy, baby!
God (not hearing) What?
Restless Angel(loudly) Thank God!
(The second Angel gives the baby to God)
God. Who do we have here? Look: she's not crying!
He groans and hurries to the ground, here is a hero.
You be the champion.(touches baby's forehead)
That's luck
Nerves of steel, tenacity.(hands the baby over to the angel and sends him to earth)
Well, home!
Restless Angel(whispers to his ward)
Luck won't hurt us either.
And nerves of steel. And then there are always not enough of them...
(The third Angel gives God his charge. Apparently, the baby has already soiled his diapers)
God. (with a smile) Here the smell of creativity broke through the diapers...
Well, let's make a child an artist.(touches it quickly and hands it to the angel)
(The fourth Angel, proudly and somewhat arrogantly looking at the other angels, hands over his baby)
God. And here…
Fourth Angel....Star!
God (doubtfully) Come on...
Angel...Yes, by God!
God. (confused) Well, we should too... (touches the baby’s forehead and gives it to the angel)
Restless Angel.(whispers impatiently)We're about to hit the road.
God. That's it, break! I'll rest a little
and I'll get back to business again.
(God puts down the rod and leaves. The restless Angel is confused at first. He waits, but his patience comes to an end. He takes the rod and touches his ward)
Restless Angel.So, as long as no one sees, I can handle it myself.
I will give you intelligence, patience, strength,
different talents, just a little bit at a time.
Oh yes, and don’t forget kindness.
Three pairs of eyes, three pairs of hands...
(The carried away Angel does not notice the return of God.)
God. (from behind the angel)I'm afraid you're getting carried away, friend!
(Restless Angel, in embarrassment, gives him the rod and the baby)
Well, you've made it up!
What's in it?
Angel. (with love and pride) Into her!
God. . You just didn’t invest in it!
And what should I do with this creature?
Restless AngelShe's perfect!
God. Well then it will work... Teaching, Education!
Three pairs of hands, three pairs of eyes...
Restless Angel(embarrassed) Well... This is not possible right away, not now.
Then...about 30 years later
God. So be it. And now all I have to do is give
Only the beauty of the soul and an eternally youthful disposition.
After all, there is no way to be a teacher without them. I'm right?
Restless Angel Of course you're right!
God. Ready. Let it be born and grow
Let him help educate others.
(Returns the baby to Restless Angel)
Restless Angel(goes to the edge of the stage and whispers again to his charge)
I'll just give you more nerves of steel.
After all, they are so often missing...
There is a darkening on the stage, when the lights turn on, a confused Vera Pavlovna is on the stage
Vera Pavlovna: I'm sane, no fever,
And tomorrow..tomorrow...tomorrow...TEACHING ADVICE!
I know who I am, but I don’t know where,
What is this? Dream? Hallucinations? Or delirium?
(On stage, the dance composition of the Flash group “Certificates” at the end of the dance composition Vera Pavlovna catches the certificate by the hand)
Vera Pavlovna: Excuse me, but who are you?
Certificate: I am a tribute to labor, I am crowned with coats of arms,
Reward for effort and diligence
And the support for certification is proportionate...
Well... guessed it?
Vera Pavlovna: Sorry, no...
Certificate: I am the soul of honor,
And in the fall I every year
I thank the teachers.
I give myself to them as a reward...
Fanfare, the presenters come on stage, Vera Pavlovna and the letter run away
Presenter1: Teaching is not work, but renunciation,
The ability to give your all,
Leave for a long feat and torment,
And in this we see light and grace.
Presenter2: Teaching - when in the eyes of cold
The dawn of understanding will light up,
And you will understand: I tried not in vain
And it was not in vain that he scattered his knowledge.
Presenter1: Showered with colored rain of bouquets
And illuminated by the brilliance of hundreds of eyes,
Accept, teacher, not a word of greeting,
And part of the soul is from grateful us!
Presenter2:... AWARDING WITH CARDS
(slight blackout, Vera Pavlovna comes out of the wings and looks around)
Vera Pavlovna: Who is there? I see that there is someone here.(scared) Show yourself immediately.
(A certain rumpled creature crawls out from behind the opposite curtains)
Vera Pavlovna (☹ scared) Who are you? Answer. Please note that I am not afraid of anything.
Diary: Yes, be quiet! I am the soul of the school diary.
Vera Pavlovna: You're lying! (confused) That is...You are not misleading me.
Diary: I'm not introducing anyone anywhere! I'm hiding here.
Vera Pavlovna: Why are you hiding?
Diary: (opens his cloak in front of her) Wow!
Vera Pavlovna: (horrified) Wow!
Diary: (sadly) Yeah!
Vera Pavlovna: Who did this in just one week?
Diary: My owner, Vasily Perepelkin.
Vera Pavlovna: You know, I never thought that school diaries had a soul, somehow it never even occurred to me.
Diary: Nobody thinks, my Vasily, there, he grabs two bad students, and then hides them from his parents. What a pity for the teachers, I see how upset they are, but I can’t help. I won’t study for Vasily...
Vera Pavlovna: (sad) Yes.
Diary: (sadly) Yes.
Fanfare, presenters come on stage, Vera Pavlovna and the diary “scatter in different directions”
Presenter 1: A lot of them -
Snub-nosed, dissimilar,
Flying into school in a crowd.
And it’s not easy with them. But still
Any one is dear to his soul.
Presenter2: He led them
Along the ladder of knowledge,
Taught me to value my country,
And see across the distance,
And be friends with a book-smart girl...
Presenter1: Let someone become a builder,
And someone is the owner of the rivers,
But my heart believes:
will deliver
High five for them tomorrow's century.
Presenter2: And, having become adults, years later
The guys will remember you kindly
And his severity and care, -
It's not an easy job as a teacher.
Presenter1: Traditionally, on this holiday we honor teachers who have dedicated 30 years to serving education.
Presenter 2: And the words of congratulations for our heroes of the day will be uttered by,,,,,,
(Award ceremony, musical number)
(Background screensaver “dream”, there is a slight darkening on the stage, two lady blackboards appear, shaking themselves off)
Monologue of a pessimistic school board “I’m tired of everything!”
I'm tired of everything! You're hanging here like a fool! And everyone strives to offend! If you get it dirty, you won’t be able to wash it off! Either they will rub me with paraffin, or they will write an indecent word. What about these buttons?
They put them into me - and I send them back, they send them back into me, and I send them back. I'm tired of everything!
Just take a break and relax! These here, 6th grade, nothing yet. They will always clean up after themselves.
And 9th grade! Here they go, it's begun! Dmitriev, as always, plays football with me like a rag, Kochuraeva and Zhuravlev are trying to throw an algebra textbook on my head. I'm tired of everything! Oh, Alexandra Vasilievna is coming! Oh oh oh! In a white jacket. She sat down. She blocked me all over. ABOUT! Writes a theorem! A homomorphic image of an automaton is isomorphic to a factor - an automaton by its nuclear congruence. Lord, does she even understand what she’s writing?
I'm tired of everything! Oleg Viktorovich! Darling! You have an application for a new board there. You petition, and I’ll bake somewhere on the side. So tired of everything!
Monologue of the optimist board “Life is beautiful!”
I love school, I just adore it! I won’t praise myself, but I’m so pretty – even, smooth, shiny. Not a board - yum! Yes, I can’t be different - there are so many eyes looking at me! They admire!
And they write like that – evenly, diligently, neatly! I love 6th grade! Tonechka will come and wash me all over, rub me with sugar so that I can write better. She hung flowers near me - it’s like a greenhouse! Not air - ozone! Life is Beautiful!
Some, of course, complain that they are offended, but I’m not one of those people, I won’t let myself be offended! There Kozorezov threw a rag at me twice. So I swung, fell off the nail - and boom! - right on his foot. So now he's avoiding me! No! Life is Beautiful!
As for the new board, Oleg Viktorovich, please help! What if it turns out to be an American black boad? Do not you worry! We will not lose face!
Vera Pavlovna: (comes out from behind the scenes)I’m no longer surprised by anything... You
Boards: (in chorus) Blackboard souls.
Pessimist: Yeah, we’re creaking here, little by little
Optimist: But why are we squeaking? We help people, we pass on knowledge.
Pessimist: It’s not we who pass on knowledge, my dear, but teachers, and we are the equipment.
Optimist: Well, my dear, I remember all my teachers by name, after all, thirty-five years have passed, and everything is like yesterday..
(Musical screensaver, boards disappear from the stage, presenters enter the stage)
Presenter1: And the years fly, our years, like birds fly.
Presenter2: Thirty-five years ago, the teaching activities of very young graduates began pedagogical universities and Suzov.
Presenter1: And through all these years they carried the proud title of “Teacher”, maintaining confidence, optimism and unbreakable love for children.
Presenter2: Today we honor teachers who have given their hearts and knowledge to children for 35 years
Presenter1: You are invited to the stage…………..
(Award ceremony, musical number)
(musical intro "dream")
Vera Pavlovna: What an amazing day. No, my life is full of surprises every day, but today was just something fantastic
(A whitish creature appears on stage)
Chalk: (seeing Vera Pavlovna, rushes to her and clasps her in her arms)Hands, warm teacher hands..
Vera Pavlovna: (pats chalk on the head) Who are you, my friend?
Chalk: I am the soul of a school chalk, how I love the warm teacher’s hands...
Vera Pavlovna: How many times have I held chalk in my hands and never thought that it also had a soul.
Chalk: This means that today I was able to teach someone something. The hands of a teacher, they help me open up every day. And with every lesson I also give a piece of myself. I will soon go into oblivion, but I will never forget the teacher’s hands that held me. But... shhh Let’s go, Vera Pavlovna, our time has not come yet.
(Fanfare, presenters on stage)
Presenter1: Our teachers do not grow old - veterans who, despite their age, continue their teaching shift. Without knowing fatigue, they flit around schools, teaching children, giving them the warmth of their hearts.
Presenter2: I wish I had wings like these birds,
And easily rise to the skies.
But how many good songs have not been sung!
You missed your childhood destiny
Through myself, experiencing torment,
Mobilizing myself to fight,
Having stained my working hands with chalk...
Presenter1: Is 40 years a lot or a little? How many destinies have passed through your destinies, our dear heroes of the day.
Presenter2: To reward teachers whose work experience is 40 years, ……………………… are invited to the stage.
(Award ceremony, musical number)
(Musical opening “Dream”, on stage, hubbub, squealing, Vera Pavlovna comes out, children surround her from all sides cheerfully shouting: Hello, Vera Pavlovna, Hello, Vera Pavlovna, she covers her ears with her hands)
Vera Pavlovna: Hello guys, do we know each other?
Children: Yes, Vera Pavlovna, yes, we school bells. We have known each other for a long time!
(Big bell comes out)
Call: Tsyts, small fry, my respect, Vera Pavlovna.
Vera Pavlovna: I think I guessed it - ringing the school bell?
Call: Absolutely True.
Vera Pavlovna: And on what occasion are you here in my dream?
Call: And I have a holiday. Exactly 45 years ago I rang the bell, opening the doors to school not only for boys and girls, but also for wonderful teachers who, today, perhaps, will remember me.
Vera Pavlovna: Well, congratulations, 45 is a wonderful date.
Call: Needless to say... Well, let's see these inspired faces soon
(leave, presenters come on stage)
Presenter1: To you - for long years!
May you have bright years!
You have the voice of our heart!
There are no more honorable professions, no nobler ones than yours!
Presenter2: Congratulations! Bow to you!
All good songs are sung to you
And together with you, as if in unison
The boys' hearts beat so selflessly.
Presenter1: How many roads have you traveled?
How many invisible barriers were taken!
And how many tears were shed... God knows,
Plus...minimum wage.
You, like a hero, are not afraid of comparison,
Don't stop your path on the road...
I bow to you today,
Only Gods can do this!
Presenter2: To reward teachers celebrating their 45th anniversary this year pedagogical activity invited to the stage…….
(award ceremony, concert performance)
(It’s dark on the stage, Vera Pavlovna is sleeping, with her head in her hands, students run out screaming Vera Pavlovna, Vera Pavlovna, the Soul of the teacher comes out to meet them from the opposite wings)
Soul of a teacher: Hush, hush, guys.
Children: And We came to congratulate Vera Pavlovna on Teacher’s Day. Where is she?
Soul of a teacher: And Vera Pavlovna is sleeping, let’s not wake her up yet. She's a little tired.
Children: But how can this be? We wanted to congratulate her, to tell her how much we love her.
Soul of a teacher: You'll definitely tell me. But... a little later, although she already knows it...
Children: How do you know?
Soul of a teacher: I am simply the soul of a teacher. I have knowledge and experience, wisdom and strength and much, much more love.(leaves)
Children: Oh, maybe it’s true, let him rest. We will tell her about our love, but a little later
(come to the fore)
Student 1.
We appreciate your wisdom and patience,
Although we do not always accept justice,
But we assure you: when we grow up,
We will never forget your lessons!
Student2.
We wish you inexhaustible strength,
Satisfaction with the results of work,
So that your subject is one of your favorites
And always marked with gratitude!
Student 3.
May the sky be clear above you,
Let life be kindly bright.
Live surrounded by friends.
And all the best to you, health and warmth!
(concert number)
Scenario for Teacher's Day: “Teacher is a GREAT job!”
1. Song “Pursuit” entrance through the hall (children run into the hall, symbolizing “three horses”).
2. Teachers' council.
Director: What is this, what was that???
Students: And our holidays and the whole summer flew by so quickly...
Director: It's true, time flies by quickly! But all roads lead to school! So students, horses to the right, teachers to the left, otherwise I can’t tell you apart... (they change lanes, take out folders, put on glasses)
Director: Well done, you are well prepared for the new school year, the dress code is even obvious...And so, dear colleagues, let’s start with our teachers’ council! You all bear a proud name - TEACHER! And Teachers are the only people, whose return to work is celebrated by the whole country!!! But remember that school is an eternal movement forward, we do not stand still and today we will talk about innovations that await us in the near future. What is the main task of the school?
Teacher: Preserve and strengthen the health of schoolchildren, not only physical, but also mental! Give homework in doses, and not like some people, I won’t say who... they give a cart and a small cart, and the result is that the mother became hoarse... And the son became deaf... The neighbors learned the multiplication tables by heart, and the dog recited them!
Director: Margarita Lvovna, tomorrow a new exceptional student will come to your 9 “A”.
Teacher: So exceptional?
Director: Yes, he has already been expelled from three schools, but you must pull him up and prepare him not only for the Unified State Exam, but also the Unified State Exam.
Teacher: Allow me to make a proposal. I propose to the rules conducting the Unified State Exam add items: 50/50, Call a friend, Hall help.
Director: What new and interesting things will our physical education teachers tell us?
Physics teacher: Lessons physical culture created in order to show the physical advantages of the teacher, and highlight the physical disadvantages of the students.
Director: Wow, that’s right, otherwise with us it’s the other way around... And what’s creative in our technology lessons this year:
Technology teacher: And from this year we will prepare children to master new modern professions: main course manager, soup dealer, compote marketing specialist, sandwich designer.
Director: Okay, what about us? patriotic education? Why are life safety and civics teachers silent? How will you implement the tasks of the state, how will you teach?
Life Safety Teacher: I will teach my subject in such a way that everyone will want to join the army, buy a portrait of Putin and join the Public Popular Front!!!
Director: Well, well, let's see, go for it! What about art and music???
Music teacher: Children need to know by name and face domestic and foreign composers and artists of the last 500 years, teach everyone how to read a musical score, teach everyone how to play various musical instruments and create their own orchestra...
Director: Wonderful and grandiose plans! Go ahead, learn to play instruments!
Music teacher: Yes, how come, many children don’t even have hearing!!!
Director: But no one forces them to listen, let them play, and that’s it!!! Oh, I forgot to introduce young aspiring teachers to our team! These are people who truly love their work! Artyom Ilyich, name three reasons why you love your job?
Young teacher: June, July, August...
Teacher: We have a question - what about a salary increase or is our crisis not over yet?
Director: Salary regularly, according to schedule. And there is always a way out of the crisis - a gypsy girl with a way out... from the crisis!
3. Song-remake of teachers for Teacher’s Day
to the tune of “The Long Road”
Summer flew by unnoticed, the school year has begun again.
We're tired of sitting around doing nothing - there's plenty of work waiting for us at school!
Oh, the teacher’s lot is hard - we live from bell to bell
Teachers' council, exams, notebooks... And the family? Well, family comes later!
We meet children, our tormentors, to whom we need to give knowledge.
And we go to school, forgetting our family and home, in order to give a part of ourselves to them!
Forgive me, my family, my teaching duty is calling me!
Our life is boiling, seething, being with children has long been my destiny!
We meet children, our tormentors, to whom we need to give knowledge.
And we go to school, forgetting our family and home, in order to give a part of ourselves to them!
4. Skits for children and parents.
It was in the evening
There was nothing to do.
Who was walking on the street
Who rested in the after-school program?
Suddenly Kolya told the guys
1st reader.
Let's talk, kents, about school...
I broke a window yesterday
What do you have?
2nd reader.
And we brought the hedgehog to our class,
And you?
3rd reader.
And in our physical education,
The people are breaking the record in kind.
Vanka threw a grenade like that,
What even NATO found out.
4th reader.
We have a fun class!
This time.
We found a gas mask - that's two.
They wandered down the street in it - that's three!
5th reader.
And fourthly, our teacher
Came to my house
Because in the corridor
I was running around like crazy.
6th reader.
How crazy? So what's wrong?
But to the “bashkas”, for example,
A policeman came.
Author.
Uh-uh, your diction is bad,
The police have come to you!!!
Straight to the porch, with a flashing light,
With a striped stick...
1st reader.
Here we are in Russian on Wednesday
Loaded with dynamite
And now a portrait of Tolstoy
He squints his right eye.
2nd reader.
And here comes to us from the institute
They brought the trainees.
We accidentally found one of them
They gave me a heart attack...
3rd reader.
And we got a black eye.
And you?
4th reader.
And we have a duty class.
And you?
5th reader.
And with us, and with us,
the case is exactly right:
In the classroom it's a neighbor of a neighbor
I was reading a book after lunch.
6th reader.
A book? This is bullshit.
Here's a briefcase - yes!
1st reader.
Children are not so bad
Moms, dads and grandfathers,
Grandmothers and aunts
Everything is taken care of by us!
2nd reader.
Study begins
The whole family is freaking out!!!
PARENTS take the stage:
1
It was in the evening
My heart was beating wildly. –
The school year has begun
And there are too many worries.
The jackdaw sat on the fence,
The cat climbed into the attic.
Dinner was on the stove
And the family was waiting.
Who was relaxing at the dacha,
Who made the purchases?
Mom Lena sewed the dress,
Mom Nadya cooked soup,
Mom Galya sang a song
Mom Lyuba watched the film.
Suddenly mother Olya said simply like this:
1st mother:
And we have 5 in our notebook! And you?
2nd mother:
And we have a C again! And you?
3rd mother:
And yesterday our son wrote an essay.
I came up with an introduction, and then dad composed it.
4th mom:
Well, ours plays chips and keeps shouting “UEFA!”
Such terrible screams gave me a headache.
5th mom:
My son got into a fight yesterday and rolled around on the floor,
I washed my pants for two hours and sewed up my shirt.
1st mother:
Ours doesn't like vermicelli, this time,
Make your bed, that's two,
And fourthly, I asked my son to wash the floor,
He answers, “I won’t have time, I need to learn the rules!”
2nd mother:
And our daughter doesn’t like
Get up for school in the morning.
And now we dream with dad
We buy a crane.
3rd mother:
Well, I really dream
To become like my daughter again,
I'd like to lose 25 years,
And become a child again!
4th mom:
I would jump on a jump rope
5th mom:
I would play hopscotch
1st mother:
Well, I’d like for 20 rubles
I could eat all day.
2nd mother:
Well, I would like to tell all the boys
I would give some bumps.
Yes, when we were children,
This time was not appreciated!
Our school years
Flew away forever.
3rd mother:
I have to go,
After all, my daughter needs to draw something there.
4th mom:
Well, my son told me to write an account.
6th mother:
I need to solve problems 2 and finish my school uniform.
Author. How quickly children grow!... Leather sandals size 12, sneakers size 37, shoes size 45... Snow-white nylon ribbon in a tight braid, perhydrol curls “like that girl’s”, earrings, rings, beads... First steps, first SMS -ki stealthily,
first cigarette... And yet it is a great happiness to be PARENTS and go to an excellent school for any reason and for no reason, to learn from wonderful teachers!
1st reader.
It's true, we give our word,
And it’s still cool to learn!!!
2nd reader.
And our lyceum is wonderful,
3rd reader.
Exemplary,
5. Song “It will happen again”
Load more and more of us
For some reason they did.
First grade at school today
Like an institute.
The teacher asks us
With "X" tasks.
Candidate of Sciences - and that one
Cries over a task.
Chorus:
It's only the beginning,
It's only the beginning,
It's only the beginning,
Oh oh oh!
And we have a problem -
Essay again.
Leo Tolstoy at my age
I didn't write that.
I don't go anywhere
I don't breathe ozone.
I'm busy at work
Synchrophasotron.
Chorus.
Load more and more of us
For some reason they did.
First grade at school today
Like an institute.
I go to bed at twelve
There is no strength to undress.
I wish I could become an adult right away,
Take a break from childhood!
6. SCENES
Teacher: Well, who can tell what assignment you received in mathematics yesterday? Come on, tell Sidorov.
Student: You asked us to find the square root...
Teacher: Well, did you find it???
Student: I've been digging up the garden all day - but all the round ones come across.
Teacher: Petrov, you can hardly count to ten. I can’t imagine what you can become?
Student Petrov: Boxing judge, Mary Ivanna!
Teacher: Trushkin goes to the board to solve the problem.
Student Trushkin goes to the blackboard.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the problem statement. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many...
Student Trushkin heads to the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you going?!
Student Trushkin: I ran home, I have candy!!!
Teacher: Tell me, what is a monarchy?
Student: Monarchy is when a country is ruled by a king.
Teacher: What if the king dies?
Student: Then the queen rules.
Teacher: What if the queen dies?
Student: Then the jack remains.
Teacher: Children, who took Ishmael?
Student: I didn't take it, honestly. Ask if Petrov took it! I do not know!
(The teacher complains to the head teacher. The actor in this role has a sign called Head Teacher)
Teacher: Imagine, I ask them: “Who took Ishmael?” But they don’t know!
Head teacher: Well, why are you worried? These are children, they will play and give back.
(The teacher approaches the director)
Teacher: During the lesson I asked: “Who took Ishmael?” Nobody knows. I told the head teacher about this, and she told me: “They’ll play and give it back!” Can you imagine?
Director: What class is this?
Teacher: 7a
Director: No, these won’t give it up!
Teacher: Tell me, what is the number of the word “trousers” - singular or plural?
Student: Above is the singular, and below is the plural.
During a Russian language lesson, the teacher says:
- Petrov, “I’m studying, you’re studying, he’s studying” – what time is this?
Petrov, with a sigh:
- Lost, Mary Ivanna!
Teacher: What kind of word is “egg”, Sinichkin?
Student Sinichkin: None.
Teacher: Why?
Student Sinichkin: Because it is not known who will hatch from it: a rooster or a chicken.
Daughter, let's show how we learned all the months of the year. Well! Ian...
- Var!
- Feb...
- Rahl!
- Now go ahead!
- Art, rel, ah, yun, yul, gust, yar, yar, yar, yul!
A first-grader examines a manicure from a high school girl (admiringly):
- Cool, your nails are so long!
A high school girl, simpering:
- What, do you like it?
- Well, yes! They must be so convenient for climbing trees!
Teacher: Let's remember the parts of the world, answer Dasha... (silent, trying to remember, the teacher helps with gestures)
Student (answers with the help of the teacher, gesturing with his hands):
- On the left is west, on the right is east, in front is north...
Teacher: That's right, but in the back, in the back, what do you have??? Tell me, what's behind you?
Student:(backs away from the teacher, then turns around, showing a huge patch on his pants)
- Damn, I told my mom that everyone would notice the hole in my pants!
“You know, just thinking about him makes my heart race, my hands shake, my legs give way, I can’t even speak.”
- And what is his name?
- Unified State Exam!
“Do you want me to give you a ride in a big foreign car with a powerful engine?”
- Then let's run quickly - see that red bus over there!
Show me Saturn! (takes the hoop and begins to rotate)
- Well done, otherwise Ivanov’s head will fly out of orbit!!!
A beautiful high school student, showing off, looks at the tablet as if in a mirror:
- My light, mirror, tell me! Tell me the whole truth! Am I the cutest in the world? Everyone is slimmer and more fashionable?
Mirror (drawn out, but angrily):
- I'll give you my answer! You frazzled me out! I am a tablet!
Biology lesson.
Teacher. Explain the structure of a butterfly.
Students. I forgot my glasses!
I... I didn't know there was a lesson!
Can I?
He stands up, raises his hands and sings:
Butterfly with wings
(whole class) blah-blah-bang-bang,
And behind her is a little sparrow
(whole class) jump-jump-jump-jump,
He's her darling
blink-blink-blink-blink,
smack-smack-smack-smack
and shmyg-smyg-smyg-smyg (everything is sung in motion).
Teacher.
- Be equal! Attention! Pay in order!
(1st, 2nd,...last)
- Leave it alone! Three outfits out of order!
- You're lucky, there are three whole outfits, and I love dressing up so much!!!
- Stand at attention, one at a time in the column, march forward in steps!
The class sings “Together it’s fun to walk through the open spaces.”
They go in different directions and leave.
Teacher. Where?
He walks, spreading his arms. Where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you?
Teacher: no children, no wife - oh, school, school, what have you done???
7. Song “Pidmanula”
8. The appearance of the cleaning lady:
- Okay, finish your dancing! It's time to go home!
- Well, Aunt Glasha, please give us another minute!!!
- Well, who will wash the floors for me, 1000 square meters, you can’t clean up after yourself, but the whole school rests on me...
- Well, please, we’re preparing a holiday!
- And every day you have a holiday, then a conference, then a rally, but I have a regime!!! (constantly washes the floors, hides behind the scenes for a moment and comes out with a bucket, which he pours into the auditorium - with confetti)
- It was I who was angry because I wasn’t invited to the holiday, but now I’m with you, which means the holiday continues!!!
9. Song based on “Hope”.
1st presenter.
Today is a big, solemn holiday!
2nd presenter.
There is not a single person today who would not remember their favorite teachers, mentors, educators!
1st presenter.
After all, each of us chooses an ideal for ourselves, which we try to be like, and this ideal is our favorite teacher.
2nd presenter.
For us, he is the smartest, talented, handsome.
1st presenter.
Low bow to you from all your students
2nd Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart
In these sounds that are dear to us
Everything related to youth, childhood,
We owe it to the teachers!
1st For affection, kindness, care,
We want to thank everyone.
I wish I could collect all the flowers in the world
And give it to you today!
2nd From A to Z, to any discoveries
The path begins with you.
May the work of the teacher be glorious!
May he be glorious
All: Teacher's Day!
Installation
1. Red leaves fly smoothly
In blue squares of school frames.
Teacher's Day is celebrated today -
There is no time for teachers to grow old!
2.This holiday is in the autumn glow
He comes to us on painted carpets.
The path is hard, the path to the Kingdom of Knowledge is difficult
There is no time for teachers to grow old!
3. You rightfully give everything to your children,
To become smart and strong,
You're not looking for eternal glory
Your thoughts are pure and modest.
4. This holiday is in the autumn glow,
He walks toward us on painted carpets,
Storerooms with riches of knowledge
Open with a gold key.
5.You every day and every hour,
Dedicating yourself to hard work,
Just thinking about us,
You live by worry alone.
6. So that the earth may be famous for us.
So that we grow up honest,
Thank you, teachers,
As mothers, thank you for everything!
7. It’s brighter to live next to you,
And, late or early,
We can forget otherwise
But we can’t forget about you,
8.We are taught subjects and to live wisely,
We finish the class after the class.
Thank you very much, thank you
Who spares no effort for us.
9. We don’t always do as we were taught.
Sometimes we upset you,
We ask for forgiveness, we want to be forgiven
For petty pranks on us.
10.B family life we wish you happiness,
May your children love you deeply
Let bad weather pass you by,
And may your path be sunny.
11. We wish you never to get sick,
Don't grieve and don't be sad,
Strength, health, creative daring,
We wish you to be forever young!
12. We love you very much for everything:
For knowledge, for skill, subtle humor,
for severity and kindness,
For your selfless grief!
13. So that they don’t notice on your face
We have appeared wrinkles.
So that you warm the world with your smile,
And so that there are thousands of reasons for this.
14. You will always stay close to us.
Because we always need you.
So you'll never grow old
Never! Never! Never!
At the end, after amateur performances.
Ved.1 On such a nice, clear day
We would like to congratulate
All Russian teachers
And glorify your feat!
Ved.2 For many years in a row
You are always with us.
The kids at school say:
“There goes our mothers.”
For long, kind, honest work
They are not erecting a monument to you.
May all your students
They glorify you with their work.
Your feat is visible to the whole country
From north to south:
He blazed a tunnel in the mountain,
Another saves a friend
And the third one stands at the board,
The fourth field is being plowed.
And every former student
He will say thank you loudly.
Thank you many, many times
For teaching us!
Ved: We shared the news,
We tried to entertain you
We don't say goodbye to you,
We say “See you again!!!”
Scenes from school life.
Fragment No. 3
Teacher.
Why were you late for class?
Student.
It's never too late to learn.
Fragment No. 4
Lesson in a Georgian school. Geography lesson
Teacher.
Givi, tell me, dear, what is an os?
Givi.
The wasp is such a big striped fly.
Teacher.
No, Givi. The big striped flies are bees, and wasps are what the Earth revolves around!
Fragment No. 6
Son.
Mother! I won't go to school anymore!
Mother.
Why so?
Son.
Come on... Nuriev will shoot with a slingshot again, hit Zaripov on the head with a textbook, and trip Akhmadullin... I won’t go!
Mother.
No, Vovochka, you have to go. Firstly, you are already forty years old, and secondly, you are a school director
Song "We wish you happiness"
SONG “WONDERFUL SCHOOL”
(to the tune of the song “Chunga-Changa”)
How we live together and have fun,
We learn notes and sing songs.
Our school is our home,
And we cannot live without school.
Chorus.
Our school is a miracle
It's so fun for all the people,
It's so great for all the people,
Let it be so?
(Repeat chorus twice.)
Every student knows for sure
That without school the world becomes dim in an instant.
Our kids love school.
School, school is the best time.
Chorus.
Let the teacher be very strict with us,
I'll try to learn my lesson.
I will not be silent at the board,
Let him give me a “five” rating!
Chorus.
MUSICAL MIXES
We composed ditties
We tried really hard.
We only ask that you
They didn't take offense at us.
Congratulations on Teacher's Day
We have come today for you.
Wish you great success,
So that they teach better than us.
Please, please explain,
Where is the north, where is the south,
Otherwise we’ll go to Africa -
We'll all be happy there.
How can we not confuse
Where is the Volga, where is the Nile.
You'll mix it up a little
A crocodile might eat it.
Teach to distinguish
Suffixes with prefixes,
Mom will give me
Yoghurts with additives.
Train our muscles
Temper them like steel
Relatives are surprised:
I became stronger and taller.
A Irina Nikolaevna
He loves silence very much.
Why doesn't he like to make noise?
Well, I just don’t understand.
And the director of our school
She issued the following decree:
Who gets one hundred fives?
She will give out prizes.
We sang ditties for you -
Is it good or bad?
And now we ask you,
So that you clap for us.
MUSICAL MIXES
We composed ditties
We tried really hard.
We only ask that you
They didn't take offense at us.
Congratulations on Teacher's Day
We have come today for you.
Wish you great success,
So that they teach better than us.
Please, please explain,
Where is the north, where is the south,
Otherwise we’ll go to Africa -
We'll all be happy there.
How can we not confuse
Where is the Volga, where is the Nile.
You'll mix it up a little
A crocodile might eat it.
Teach to distinguish
Suffixes with prefixes,
Mom will give me
Yoghurts with additives.
Train our muscles
Temper them like steel
Relatives are surprised:
I became stronger and taller.
A Irina Nikolaevna
He loves silence very much.
Why doesn't he like to make noise?
Well, I just don’t understand.
And the director of our school
She issued the following decree:
Who gets one hundred fives?
She will give out prizes.
We sang ditties for you -
Is it good or bad?
And now we ask you,
So that you clap for us.
1st girl.
My girlfriend
Aren `t you ashamed?
I ate a bun during class,
Do you think it's not visible?
2nd girl.
My girlfriend
I didn't eat it:
I took a bite fifteen times,
I didn't want it anymore!
1st girl.
My girlfriend
Aren `t you ashamed?
You fight with the boys
Do you think it's not visible?
2nd girl.
My girlfriend
I don't fight.
She hit two of them on the neck (extends her hand upward, showing the boys’ tall height).
I'm afraid of the third! (Lowers his hand, showing that he is afraid of the short boy).
1st girl.
My girlfriend
Aren `t you ashamed?
You were fidgeting in class
You think you can't see it!
2nd girl.
My girlfriend
I didn't even move.
I looked around twelve times,
I didn't want to anymore.
1st girl.
My girlfriend
Aren `t you ashamed?
You're not helping mom
You think you can't see it!
2nd girl.
My girlfriend
I'm helping her.
Mom vacuums the rug
I don't interfere.
1st and 2nd girls (together).
We sang a song to you
Very funny
So that none of you know
Such a girl.
Scenario for Teacher's Day 2017
Musical background
1 presenter: What's happening today?
2 presenter: It's our holiday.
Dear, beloved faces are visible in the hall.
I believe that something wonderful will happen,
This has happened in fairy tales more than once.
1 presenter: What will happen after all this?
2 presenter: We will teach.
We will stand at the board, answering the tasks,
Think, suffer, doubt and believe in luck.
Glorious school brotherhood we will love.
1 presenter: What follows from this?
2 presenter: You should live.
Believe in luck and achieve success in everything.
We must hurry, because it is difficult to keep up with time.
Together: Well, now allow us to open our holiday.
Fanfare background
1 presenter: Dear teachers! What kind of trials does your hectic life have in store for you? Lack of money, excess of work, joy from the success of students, tears from undeserved insult. And today we want to tell you a lot of kind, pleasant words of love and gratitude, because most often we forget to do this every day.
2 presenter: For you a musical gift performed by the folk ensemble of teachers “Zhivitsa”.
Background
1 presenter: The forest drops its crimson robe,
Autumn walks through gardens and squares
September October November,
Love, Hope, Faith -
Here's a holiday-filled set.
But in that set there is one of the days,
It has long been called Teacher's Day.
And whose soul will not stir on that day,
Remembering school and teachers?
2 presenter: And everyone has their own teacher:
Historian, writer or biologist,
No matter who he is, he is always dear,
Eleven years of school are associated with him.
And let the passage of time be inexorable,
We remember the covenants of the older generations:
"Teacher, before your name
Let me humbly kneel!”
1 presenter: We bring to your attention a weather forecast. Today at high school No. 3 Novopolotsk is sunny with smiles, floral winds are blowing. By the middle of the day, gusts of joyful applause are expected, warm short-term tears are possible, and a front is expected Have a good mood. The Hydrometeorological Center congratulates you on Teacher's Day and gives you a song performed by Valeria Grigol.
2 presenter: Dear teachers! We truly value, love and respect you. And in lessons we listen to you very carefully. And they even learned some of your phrases by heart. Here are some of them in alphabetical order.
1. A - Ahhh! Gotcha, cheat sheet again!
2. G - Where are your parents?
1. F – Stick chewing gum on your nose
2. Z - This is a school for you, not a market.
1. And – And where is your business style?
2. K - The beaks are closed!
1. O – “D” again?
2. R – There is no need to draw formulas, you need to understand them and write them down.
1. S – It’s not funny at all, we’ll laugh during the exams!
2. H - Too literate, but write with mistakes!
1. Sh - Calmly, the plaster has only crumbled a little, but the ceiling is not falling, let’s continue the lesson.
2. Ш – Tickling each other in class is simply not decent.
1. E - This topic will definitely be on the exam.
2. Me - I can’t calmly look at all these outrages alone, I’ll go call the director!
1 presenter: And the most patient person in the school, of course, is the director: he will listen to everyone and help everyone! Over to you, Vladimir Nikolaevich!
(speech by the school principal)
Kuznetsova Violetta
Our dear teachers!
We would like to congratulate you today.
Don't be strict with us today,
We are burning with excitement.
We, the noisy gang of schoolchildren,
We give you hearts and flowers.
It takes courage to teach us,
The tasks are oh so difficult!
You burn with the candle of knowledge,
Bringing us their deep light.
You only want one thing from us:
So that we become wiser in return.
You give us all a start in life,
Giving only affection and love,
You give up every bit of yourself
In the name of knowledge again and again.
We are at today's lesson
We listen, as if for the first time, to you,
In a notebook, writing down lines
Love and happiness in half.
Our dear teachers!
We wish you good health,
And let your souls not be touched
Frosts of life's winter.
2 presenter: Our school is an amazing home. Everything is mixed up here: childhood and maturity, youth and romance, science and art, dreams and real life. In this house there is joy and tears, meetings and partings. But without you, our dear teachers, this house would be empty. You fill it with life. Accept a musical gift performed by Daria Ivanenko.
1 presenter: Today is the best school holiday,
The bells are ringing more cheerfully today!
We congratulate teachers of different
We celebrate Teachers' Day!
They lead us from the very beginning
To the heights of knowledge along a difficult path,
And the school became a good pier for us,
Over the years it has become expensive.
2 presenter: Thanks to our wise teachers,
They will always come to our aid.
And no matter what roads we take,
We will never forget school.
Teachers are caring faces,
Quiet lessons, serious conversation,
Textbooks open pages,
AND Classroom hour, and our cheerful choir.
1 presenter: Protecting us with your care,
You help us get started in life,
And wishing you good health,
How can we forget you?
Thank you, kind, sympathetic people,
For your hard, very necessary work!
May your life be as good
Let your children save your heart!
2 presenter: Dear friends! And now for you fragments of school life “In reality, not in a dream.”
4th grade (skits)
Fragment No. 1.
Teacher: Ilya, why are you late for class?
Student: It’s never too late to learn, Svetlana Nikolaevna!
Fragment No. 2.
Teacher: Vovochka, why don’t I see your diary?
Vovochka: Stas borrowed it from me - to scare his parents!
Fragment No. 3.
Mom: Seryozha, why is your diary lying in the corner?
Seryozha: And I punished him for getting a bad mark!
Fragment No. 4.
Mom: How are you doing at school?
Vovochka: - Great! The contract with the fourth class has been extended for another year!
Fragment No. 5
What does the phrase "Sisyphean labor" mean?
Girl: - This means useless work. Yesterday I learned a lesson, and you didn’t ask me!
Student's dreams
If I were a teacher,
I wouldn't be very strict!
I would cancel it like a load
Mathematics and Russian!
I would introduce a lesson in fun,
Fun Day, Idle Day!
And I would hand them over in order
Chocolate for the answers!
If I were a teacher,
That would help many people in life!
I would correct the deuces for everyone,
And I set myself tens!
If I were a teacher,
I'd be at the school door
I put on a cool outfit!
One or the other!
I would take you to lessons
Five minutes only!
And then we would have fun:
Change - two weeks!
But the teacher is probably
It is very difficult to become in life!
They say: there is no harm in dreaming!
It’s harmful not to dream in life!
2 presenter: How nice it is when dear teachers smile. Therefore, we present to your attention a song called “Teachers”.
1 presenter: School for each of us is a bright, joyful island of childhood. An adult will never return to it. Only teachers on this island have permanent registration. After all, the school is their home, and all the students are their children, helpers, and friends.
1 presenter: Now let's go to Russian language lesson
2 presenter: Let's remember the 11 verbs of exceptions and wish everyone to have as many of them in their lives as possible.
1st - DRIVE
2nd - away from sad thoughts, bad mood!
1st - BREATHE
2nd - in new academic year full breasts
1st - HOLD
2nd - control yourself even in the most extreme situations
1st - DEPEND
2nd - only from one’s own principles
1st - SEE
2nd - everything is only in its true light
1st - HEAR
2nd - only approval and gratitude
1st - DO NOT OFFEND
2nd - in word or deed of people close to you
1st - TOlerate
2nd - the need to get up early because the world is beautiful
1st - TWIST
2nd - fate in the right direction
1st - HATE
2nd - laziness, ignorance and evil
1st - AND WATCH
2nd - have fun in the mirror!
1 presenter: The time has come for the column “According to your letters.” A sea of letters came to us asking us to congratulate our beloved teachers.
2 presenter: Let us read one of them to you: “Hello! Teacher's Day is approaching. We would really like to congratulate our beloved teachers on this day. We cause them so much trouble, but they always treat us with maternal tenderness and share the warmth of their souls. We apologize for our little pranks and want to tell you that we love our teachers. We ask you to show them a funny skit performed by us. Signed - Eleventh graders." Well, dear teachers, today we are fulfilling the wishes of future graduates of 2018 and now for you a scene from life ordinary students. Let's see...
1 presenter: Please accept our congratulations
Happy wonderful holiday!
You, without hiding respect,
We sincerely thank you.
For putting their souls into us,
Wanting to make us human,
You opened the way to the world for us,
A love of knowledge was instilled,
Dedicating their lives to us.
2 presenter: What remains for you to wish:
Love, care and warmth,
May luck smile on you
For your good deeds.
We wish you good health,
And to teach us everything,
We encourage you to stay longer
Don't retire!
Song "The Last Poem"
1 presenter: Our holiday has come to an end. We once again sincerely congratulate you, dear teachers, on your holiday!
2 presenter: Let them settle in your family forever
Fun, luck, love for each other.
We wish you happiness, health, of course,
And smart, caring students!
Folk plays for you Ensemble of teachers "Zhivitsa"
Good afternoon A wonderful holiday is already approaching - Teacher's Day, which is celebrated on October 5, 2017. Naturally, if at school good leader events, he will definitely organize it in person high level. Here we have provided a fun holiday scenario for teachers, where you can involve schoolchildren in organizing the whole action.
Presenter 1:
And again in the gilded poplar,
And the school is like a ship at the pier,
Presenter 2:
Where teachers wait for students,
To start a new life.
Presenter 1:
What an amazing house - school! Everything is mixed up here: childhood and youth, science and art, dreams and real life. In this house there is joy and tears, meetings and partings.
Presenter 2:
Yes, school for each of us remains a bright, joyful island of childhood, where adults will never return.
Presenter 1:
Only teachers on this island have permanent registration. After all, the school is their home, and all the students are their children.
Presenter 2:
What a huge heart you need to have in order to generously give it out in pieces day after day, year after year!
Presenter 1:
People who once came here at the call of their hearts will never leave it. Let me wholeheartedly congratulate you, dear teachers, on your professional holiday.
What should you do on holidays?
Presenter 2:
Of course, give gifts. And today, our dear teachers, all high school students, young and old, have prepared small but very expensive gifts for you.
Presenter 1:
So, the first gift from our kids - first graders.
(Skit)
Presenter 1:
On this festive October day, dear teachers, accept congratulations from all of us:
Presenter 2:
Brunettes, blondes and... Asteraceae,
Presenter 1:
Curly and combed,
Presenter 2:
Obedient and, to put it mildly, not very...
Presenter 1:
Excellent students and, to put it mildly, not very good ones...
Presenter 2:
But they love you very, very much!
Presenter 1:
2nd grade students with a gift on stage.
(Dance with umbrellas)
Funny number for Teacher's Day from grade 11
Presenter 1:
Teaching is not an easy task
Teaching is a more difficult task.
Presenter 2:
And the teacher is the real one -
The one who does not save in front of her.
Presenter 1:
You know, we have guests in our hall today. These people know exactly who a teacher is more than us.
Presenter 2:
Then it is to them that we must give the floor.
(Congratulatory words to the guests of the holiday, city administration, etc.)
Presenter 1:
Do you think our teachers like to read fairy tales or watch cartoons?
Presenter 1: That's how everyone loves it. Only teachers don’t have time with our notebooks.
Presenter 1: Well, then they will really like the third-graders’ gift.
Presenter 1: Third grade high school students on stage.
(Staging based on Suteev’s fairy tale “Fishing”)
Presenter 1:
Teachers! They are like light on the way,
What kind of fiery heart do you need?
Have it in your chest to bring light to people,
So that his trace cannot be erased forever!
Presenter 2:
How to measure their work, you ask
Millions of people have a people's army.
There are many devotees in Rus',
But no one is wiser or more noble than them!
Presenter 1: With our gift for teachers, we invite 4th grade to the stage.
(Song “Here comes the mushroom rain”)
Presenter 1:
Teacher -
Presenter 2:
three syllables.
Not so much,
Presenter 1:
And how many skills it contains!
Presenter 2:
The ability to dream!
Presenter 1:
The ability to dare!
Presenter 2:
The ability to give yourself to work!
Presenter 1:
Ability to teach!
Presenter 2:
The ability to create!
Presenter 1:
The ability to love children selflessly!
Presenter 2:
Teacher -
Presenter 1:
three syllables.
But what a lot!
Presenter 2:
And this calling has been given to you by God!
Presenter 1:
The confessor of the gymnasium, Hieromonk Alexander, addressed a congratulatory word to the teachers (Congratulations from the confessor)
Sketch for Teacher's Day from grade 11
Presenter 1:
A shoemaker can fix shoes,
And the carpenter - a stool and a porch.
Presenter 2:
But only teachers can fix it
The mind, heart and face brighten.
Presenter 1: We, fifth graders, are invited to the gymnasium stage. Our gift is a musical performance.
(Musical production)
Presenter 1:
D, we stopped by a biology lesson. It would be interesting to at least take a sneak peek at other lessons.
Presenter: This means that it’s the 6th grade’s turn to give their gift.
(Production script)
Class.
It's a break in class. Sidorkin and Ivanov are at the desk. Sidorkin collects things in a briefcase.
Ivanov: Where are you going?
Sidorkin: I'm quitting algebra! They will ask me, but I am not ready.
Ivanov: Come on! They ask those who have “I’m not ready!” written on their faces.
Sidorkin: Here you see!
Ivanov: So you have to act as if you are ready! Autotraining!
Sidorkin: What?
Ivanov: Self-hypnosis! Repeat after me: I’m all ready for algebra!
Sidorkin: I'm ready for algebra
Ivanov: I have completed homework!
Sidorkin: I did my homework
Ivanov:
Sidorkin: All three tasks and five exercises!
During auto-training, they did not notice how the teacher entered the class.
Teacher: Sidorkin, what do I hear, are you ready for the lesson?!! Go to the board.
Sidorkin confidently walks towards the board.
Sidorkin: I'm all ready for algebra! I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: Well, write exercise 87 on the board
Sidorkin: I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: I don't understand anything! Show me your notebook!
Sidorkin carries a notebook. The teacher is watching.
Teacher: Sidorkin, Sidorkin! And how confidently he walked... Two! Sit down.
Sidorkin and Ivanov leave school. There is a premonition of trouble on Sidorkin’s face.
Sidorkin: Eh, at home they’ll ask: “How was school?” - And hi.
Ivanov: Need auto training. Repeat after me: I’m doing great in algebra! And good in physics! The glass broke on its own during recess!
Peter. Vasya, how many books have you read?
Vasya. How many? I didn’t even count!
Peter. And I read twenty-five! And I’ll read it before the end of quarter ten!
Vasya(with envy). Wow! Happy you, Petya, how much you managed to read!
Peter. And what! I read about the knight too! The book about him is long, but the preface is short! I read the preface - and everything is clear. You don't have to read the book!
Vasya(disappointed). Huh?! What knight did you read about?
Peter. About what... What's his name... I remembered! Donkey move!
Vasya. Donkey move?!
Peter. Donky! And the “move” is because he rode a donkey, I saw a wonderful picture in a book! I know everything! Why were you yawning?
Vasya. Yes, my sister was sick, I read my favorite books to her every evening.
Peter. Which ones?
Vasya.“The Adventures of Gulliver”, “Thumbelina”, “Son of the Regiment”.
Peter. Yes... Lucky you. “Thumbelina” (with a grin). Well well!
Vasya. Yes, I was just reading to my sister! Yes, and it was very interesting...
Peter(mimics). Interesting! You'll say the same. I can boast - what thick books I read! So, a real reader! Understood?
Vasya. I understand... Only you said the wrong thing about the knight...
Peter. How is this wrong?
Vasya. This knight's name was not Donky Mod, but Don Quixote of La Manche. He lived in Spain... Who is the writer? Who wrote this book?
Peter. These writers have very difficult surnames! Why remember them?! Well, okay, I’ll run to the library and pick up another book.
Vasya. Wait! Yes, it was not Don Quixote who rode the donkey, but his squire Sancho Panza...
Peter. Got it too! To remember everything - there won't be enough time to read. It won’t work, Vasya, you’re a real reader!
On the test
Student:
The problem is not solved -
even kill me!
Think, think, head
hurry up!
Think, think, head,
I'll give you some candy
On your birthday I'll give you
A new beret.
Think think -
For once I ask!
I'll wash you with soap!
I'll comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
Otherwise I’ll hit you on the top of your head!
(M. Boroditskaya)
Sketch for Teacher's Day - video
Presenter 1:
All the performances and skits, but I just want to sing. Let the sixth grade sing us a song that everyone knows and can sing along to.
Presenter 2:
What should the song be about?
Presenter 1: Yes, about anything, even about clouds...
Presenter 2: Sixth grade, we ask you!
(Song “Clouds. White-maned horses”)
Presenter 1:
Tell me, do you think teachers get tired?
Presenter 2:
Certainly!
Presenter 1:
And then what?
Presenter 2:
Then we must help them.
Presenter 1:
Let the poor students study their homework.
Presenter 2:
And the restless ones will learn to walk quietly along the school corridors.
Presenter 1:
Everyone will eat soup and drink jelly in the refectory.
Presenter 2:
So that our teachers don’t get discouraged when they suddenly get tired, a vocal group of high school girls prepared a song for them as a gift
Presenter 1:
“Don’t rush to sound the all-clear” (The song plays, the high school students remain on stage)
Reader(from the group)
The calendar turns its pages in surprise,
Teacher's Day is here again and again.
May you dream of the Firebird today,
Well, tomorrow your class will give it to you.
The sun will wink at you - not a bad omen -
(And even if you stand on your left foot)...
You are a Wonderful Teacher, remember this,
And you have incomparable students!
(The choir group sings the song “Teacher”)
Reader.
The road of knowledge is tortuous and difficult,
But together we will conquer it without difficulty.
It's good to have a teacher nearby,
We are always grateful for your work!
Music plays and flowers are given to teachers.
