The fairy tale about the school is a fairy tale about real miracles, good deeds, amazing transformations. School is magic...
"Magic School"
Fairy tale author: Iris Revue
Once five letters - A, K, L, O, W came together and decided to form a new word. They got the word "school". They scrawled it on the ground with a twig. Soon, builders arrived at this place and built a building, which they also called the "school". Under the cover of night textbooks, globes, notebooks, pencil cases, pencils, brushes, and erasers entered the school. School desks, school boards came here.
And soon the knowledgeable people came.
“Let’s teach children in this building called “school,” they decided. - After all, if we do not teach the younger generation various wisdom, then who will make new discoveries, move the world forward, go to unknown planets, treat people in a new way?
And since we will teach, we will be called "teachers", and the children - "students," they decided.
Soon, in this building, called "school", real miracles began to happen. Children from ignoramuses turned into smart ones. Their knowledge base used to be small, but it has become big!
In addition, from small children they gradually turned into big, adult, smart people.
And such miracles happened every year. The name "magic" was assigned to the school. The school is still standing. Children study there.
... This is the story told to me by five ordinary letters - A, K, L, O, W, which once upon a time formed a new word "school".
Questions for the fairy tale about the school
What letters form the word "school"?
Who built the school?
Who is the teacher at school and who is the student?
What miraculous transformations are taking place at school?
Who are the ignoramuses and who are the wise men?
Can you call your school magical? And why?
What do you like most about school?
A short play about school and for schoolchildren. Allows everyone to take on the stage, you can enter additional roles and crowd scenes. A simple plot will interest and junior schoolchildren and older kids.
Characters:
- Tsar Diary;
- Minister of education;
- guard;
- reader;
- 1st Col;
- 2nd Col;
- Deuce;
- 1st Troyak;
- 2nd Troyak;
- Four;
- 1st Five;
- 2nd Five.
In the center of the scene is a throne for the king, near which stands a guard; There is a map hanging on the wall.
Reader.
In some school state
The king's diary sat on the kingdom.
And early one morning
Visit other countries
The king thought. And decree
He scribbled the same hour.
(Unrolls the scroll, reads the decree.)
"To complete the visit
I need a suit like this
To the far side
I wouldn't be embarrassed.
To have visitors
Not fools, not buzzers,
Not lazy, not flatterers,
And as it should - well done!
I order everyone to come to me,
So that everyone can stand out
Show your mind and stuff.
Everyone to appear before the royal eyes!
The dude leaves. The king enters and sits on the throne. He is followed by the Minister of Education.
Minister (to the king).
I am the Minister of Education
I announce with glee:
At your apartment
The first two contenders
Tsar.
The first two? Well, great!
I will talk to them personally.
Minister.
Come in, gentlemen!
Two Colas enter.
1st Col.
We came here
To bow at your feet
And ask the embassy.
They bow to the king.
Tsar.
How to call you, eagles?
2nd Col.
We are according to Father Kola.
We are Cola Colova.
1st Col.
We are both healthy
Both are not hunchbacks
Famous and rich.
2nd Col.
And we want, so to speak,
Our kingdom to represent
Together with the father-king
Behind an unknown hillock.
Tsar.
Well, are you friendly with diploma?
1st Col.
We don't need science.
Out of status Kolam
Bend the spine in half
Learn counting, primer.
2nd Col.
Why do we need this, king?
Tsar.
What?! Yes, shame on you
To the uncouth Kolam,
Come to me in the light
And ask to go abroad?
Wow let's go! What a disgrace!
Guard, lead Kolov into the yard,
Give me a kick without delay
To give them acceleration!
The guard takes the Koles by the collar and leads them out.
Minister.
King, some girl
It also asks for the light,
For you to appreciate
And he invited me to the embassy.
Tsar.
Let's see what the girl is.
Maybe it will fit in a retinue.
I will pass the exam -
If I don't find flaws,
It will go abroad.
Invite the girl here.
The Minister leaves and returns with Deuce.
Deuce.
I bow low to the king
And at the same time I say
What is ready, so to speak,
Our kingdom to represent
Overseas -
This mission is for me.
Tsar.
Well, what's your name?
Deuce.
Everyone calls the deuce, loving.
As I walk down the street
Everyone loves me.
All handkerchiefs get
And sheds tears of happiness.
Tsar.
Is it friendly with grammar,
Reading, math?
Deuce.
Why is a beautiful girl
Mathematics to study?
After all, servants are next to me -
Count if needed.
I don't even know the letters.
I am a pillar noblewoman,
And not letters of a slave!
Tsar.
It's just a shame!
You, dove, are a know-it-all
And a lazy bum.
Not being able to read is a shame!
All! End of conversation!
You're not good for anything.
You don't need a suit either!
I tell you girl
Get out of the quarters.
The king turns away. The duo shrugged and walked away.
Minister.
King, to your apartments
Two applicants are torn.
It seems to be not loafers,
Lasy is sharpened in Spanish:
"Oh, boyfriend, monsieur, bonjour,
Guten morgen, lampshade!”
Tsar.
Invite them to a party
Let's see what's what here.
The minister goes out and comes back with two Trojaks.
1st Troyak.
Guten morgen, hande hoh!
Every friend of us is good!
2nd Troyak.
We want nah cordon,
Nah Paris and nah London.
Tsar.
Well, what is your name, friends, what?
1st Troyak.
I am Troyak and he is Troyak!
We are in terms of languages -
Guten morgen, be healthy!
2nd Troyak.
In general, a complete fantasy!
The king rises from his throne, approaches the map.
Tsar.
Where is London and Paris?
The Trojans randomly poke their fingers at the map.
1st Troyak.
London is here, Paris is over there.
2nd Troyak.
Close to Panama City.
In geography - we are gut!
Tsar.
Yes, you are not gut, but kaput!
I'll ask them both out!
Goodbye, sorry!
(To the guard)
Take them to the gate
Show me where the turn is.
(to the Minister)
You are the minister of education!
What kind of gift is this?!
Some kind of oak
Uneducated, rude!
Answer me, eshkin cat,
Where are our literate people?
Is it in the great kingdom
Our school state
Is there anyone smarter?
Minister.
King, let me answer.
There are smart girls
Three good sisters
I sent messengers to them.
Tsar.
Where are they, after all?
Enter three girls with briefcases, bow to the king.
All.
Hello, our wise king,
Our learned sovereign!
Tsar.
Come on, come on, what kind of birds
What smart girls?
How beautiful and neat
The eyes of the king are pleasing!
I could take everyone to the embassy.
What's your name beauties?
1st Five.
I am Five.
2nd Five.
I am Five.
Four.
And I'm the youngest Four.
Tsar.
Are you friendly with the sciences?
1st Five.
All things are important to us!
2nd Five.
There are no secondary sciences!
Four.
It is essential to know them.
Tsar.
What about subject notebooks?
I hope they are all right?
The girls take notebooks out of their briefcases and give them to the king.
1st.
See for yourself, my lord.
Four.
And take mine, king.
The king looks at the notebooks with a satisfied air.
Tsar.
No mistakes, no flaw
I take you all in retinue!
Tomorrow to distant shores
The brig will rush us over the waves.
The first one is Germany.
(Into the hall) Thank you for your attention!
General bow, curtain.
Gorbunova Natalya Efimovna,
mathematic teacher
GBOU secondary school No. 1245 of Moscow.
Dream Island. "School" fairy tale.
Characters:
1. Mary Ivanna, an experienced teacher.
2. Petrovich, her husband.
3. Narrator.
4. Queen.
5. Minister of Education.
6. Yaga Kostyanovna, methodologist.
7. First Ambassador.
8. Second Ambassador.
9. Third ambassador.
10. Babysitter.
11. Koschei Bessmertnovich, substitute teacher.
12. Ivan, student.
13. Emelya, student.
14. Vasilisa the Wise, student.
15. Princess Nesmeyana, student.
16. Voice from Dream Island.
Dedicated to the memory of Leonid Alekseevich Filatov.
Prologue.
Narrator:
In some kingdom
famous state,
Lived modestly
In the huge tower
Mary Ivanna, an experienced teacher,
Lessons gave aerobatics;
Petrovich, her husband,
The geek was, they say, ideological.
There was a queen and there were ministers,
The teachers were also methodologists…
We will not delay you with an introduction,
Let's start the real story!
Scene 1
Narrator:
Crazy like an alarm clock
The mobile phone rang in the morning.
Mary Ivanna grab the phone,
To run to the kitchen
And from the tube a formidable voice,
It is impossible not to recognize him!
Queen's voice on the phone:
Here is a royal decree for you:
Come to class right now!
Today the guest house is full -
Ambassadors-teachers of all areas.
So you bleed
Prepare a lesson for us!
You can't - who's to blame? -
I must execute you.
state business,
Are you catching the thread?
Maria Ivanovna:
Something I don't understand
With my mind?
Tea, I don’t sip cabbage soup,
I figure out what's what.
Turns out it's on me
All politics in the country:
If I don’t prepare a lesson -
There must be war.
Queen's Voice:
Come on, don't be sharp
Gather up and look
Modern give a lesson
Impress guests so that he can!
ICT to apply,
Don't forget about visibility.
With sense, with humor, with intelligence ...
In general, you know what's what!
When I understood the order -
Fulfill this very hour!
Maria Ivanovna:
Don't hesitate to doubt
Tea, it's not the first time!
Maria Ivanovna bends over a notebook. Petrovich enters.
Narrator:
The husband dragged himself - he wants to eat,
And the wife is busy with might and main ...
Above the notebook
Full of creative thoughts.
Petrovich:
On you my soul
The century would look without breathing,
Only breakfast, the heart feels
I don't get a damn thing!
My father-in-law was right:
“You put up with such a wife -
Clever beauty,
Works with any class!
She work all day
From morning to night, not laziness.
Do not crawl to the stove -
It's you, honey, mind you.
If you don't want to go on a diet
Stay for three weeks
You are recipes on the Internet
Culinary look!
If you don't find it, put it in your mouth
Only an on-duty sandwich."
Maria Ivanovna (without looking up from her notebook):
Don't twist and don't whine!
There will be a table and there will be game!
In the freezer, rummage around,
If you find a chicken, burn it.
Petrovich:
Algorithm?
Maria Ivanovna (holds out a sheet):
Look here!
Painted: one, two, three.
The fourth point is "salt".
Oh, and don't forget to wash!
And don't distract me
Read everything in the instructions.
Petrovich sighs and leaves with instructions in his hands.
Scene 2
Narrator:
And the queen with the chief ambassador
They are already sitting round table.
Behind - you look - an adviser-nanny.
On the side - two more overseas ambassadors
(Oh, the hard one brought them).
A little further - the Minister of Education,
Ready for everything to give their interpretation,
All "comb one size fits all"
For the benefit of, supposedly, an abstract child.
Against the first ambassador, in a bureaucratic way,
Yaga Kostyanovna, methodologist,
Expert in all matters.
First Ambassador:
Causes antires
Your technical progress:
Did you boot up the computer?
Under license al without?
Yes!
Second Ambassador:
Causes antires
educational process:
cool watch lead
According to the Ali system without?
Queen, Nanny and Yaga (in chorus):
Yes!
Third ambassador:
Causes antires
And another cut:
Your children go to school
With joy or without?
Queen, Nanny and Yaga (in chorus):
Yes!
Queen:
We can't solve all problems!
Let's not rush.
Let's listen different opinions,
That will remove all doubts.
Our minister prepared a speech...
Speak, otherwise your head is off your shoulders!
Minister:
I'll be brief, gentlemen,
Please take a look here:
Even from a distance
We can see the quality of education grow!
And the percentages say
We are raising smart kids!
Thanks to Yaga (nods in her direction)
We are now taking the exam.
And we all cry with happiness -
It cannot be otherwise!
To you, colleagues, to all - honor,
If the report is on time.
I'm not afraid of loud phrases:
The state loves you!
Even appreciates, respects,
Slight salary increase...
Let's just be honest...
You owe him all around!
Schedule every hour
To keep you busy:
Here - advice, there - a seminar,
Don't let the mosquito sharpen your nose.
How do you hand over all the magazines,
Then go to sleep.
Nanny holds out her hand. The queen shrugged it off in displeasure.
Queen:
Hey, stop humming there
Do not sit until the evening.
Hand, nanny, do not pull.
Speak up, take a chance.
Nurse:
Our minister is not our enemy,
Everything as it is said without bullshit.
I'm just confused -
Does he really want to live like this?
To not know the rest
Fall asleep over the outline
Waste strength, spoil nerves,
Yes, get a penny ...
Here, let me go
At least one lesson
And I'll stand at the door
Until he checks the notebooks.
If he doesn't check it, let him take it home.
Then my dove will sing!
Queen:
Sit down and be quiet -
Your place is by the stove.
From you - one bedlam,
Shame on me, embarrassment to the ambassadors!
I've been anti-rescuing for a long time
Are you not sent to us?
With a decisive step, Maria Ivanovna enters with a pointer and a magazine.
Maria Ivanovna:
Hello, welcome to class
To my lesson yes Classroom hour…
Queen (picks up):
Look, evaluate
Yes, write an article about us.
Words that way ... two hundred,
And let's rejoice together!
Everyone leaves.
Scene 3
Narrator:
Let the guests take over the experience
Our methods are mind blowing...
Look: an hour and another pass,
And the ambassadors sit and do not come out.
But no, he went out alone,
Such a gloomy and important gentleman.
Looks like he needs to call.
Now we will find out everything concretely and accurately!
First Ambassador (on cell phone):
Hello, it's me
Ready to report everything, not hiding.
Conducted reconnaissance, as you ordered,
To achieve our goal.
First Ambassador:
Well, I give a direct answer:
Antiresno, no doubt.
The kids don't feel bad here.
The teachers are just amazing.
Among them there are
That you can't take your eyes off!
This is how children are taught
As if irradiated with a heart.
There is silence in the classroom:
You can hear the mosquito flying.
Well, be patient
And modest, kind, beautiful.
How do they say it!
Everyone will show and explain...
You can say rightly -
This is such a miracle!
Voice:
That would be to lure them here,
Yes, everyone needs to be fed!
Pick one for now
Bring to my country.
You can't persuade
You can fail the experience!
state business,
Are you catching the thread?
Narrator:
Well, here the ambassador became discouraged ...
Cossack something he mishandled was!
Sighed, scratched the back of his head,
The plan of action…quickly jotted down.
He briskly approaches Mary Ivanna,
Yes, he takes her to the side.
She only thinks of one thing:
Home would now be forgotten by sleep!
First Ambassador:
You charmed me
Wonder how they taught!
And I'll tell you without embellishment:
I just fell in love with you.
Why, dear
Are you so tired?
You probably didn't sleep the night!
Can I help?
Maria Ivanovna:
Well, you noticed right.
Apparently I look bad...
So tired, no urine
And after all, the teachers' council,
Yes, a mountain of notebooks at home!
Are you unfamiliar with all this?
I only dream about
For me to work during the day
Go home in the evening
Not with a heavy bag
Go to bed at night,
And do not check notebooks!
First Ambassador (cryptically):
I look, you can’t find a place for yourself,
And you fit us very well.
Tell me, pretty girl, don't you want
Will you go with me to the Island of Dreams?
Imagine: there will be no playful children,
Parents, harmful and negligent,
There will be no lessons, notebooks at all -
Get rid of many problems at once!
You will change your profession and, without melting tears,
You shout with joy: “Hurrah! Now I
I won't be a teacher! From now on forever
I, like everyone else, WHITE MAN!”
Narrator:
Mary Ivanna shrugged her shoulders,
Mischievous eyes flashed,
Slightly squinted at the classroom door,
Exhaled and ... agreed!
The Ambassador and Maria Ivanovna go arm in arm.
Scene 4
Narrator:
Morning has come again
The sun lit up the earth.
And we are with you this time
Let's go straight to class.
And here are the students.
Ivan:
Over the report all day
I sat like a stump.
No serious thought
Everything is complete rubbish!
Emelya:
Don't be so upset
You Ivan is not a fool!
Blow the report off the internet
It will definitely be a quarter.
Don't break and don't be afraid...
Ivan:
And you yourself?
Emelya:
Yes, I'm lazy...
Still, learning is boring.
Whether business my pike!
Instantly at my will
Easily promotes learning.
As Emelya orders her,
So she will tell him.
Vasilisa the Wise:
You, Emelya, gently lay down,
Don't sow and don't reap!
You talk a lot with your tongue -
It became unbearable to listen.
Emelya:
Something in the sense I will not take:
You, Wise One, why
upbringing committed
Not in our mind?
Vasilisa:
Here is Princess Nesmeyana,
I will tell you without deceit
Always dissatisfied with everything
There are no thoughts - only water!
Roaring over tasks
Compositions completely tear,
Then he throws them into the fire ...
Even spurs don't help!
Princess:
Well, you are all harmful,
(to Vasilisa) Even you in all your glory!
Neither understand nor regret!
You must have a heart!
Ivan:
Stop fighting, friends!
I'll tell you not melting
(in a whisper) There was a call a long time ago.
Mary Ivanna ... no, after all, on time!
Emelya:
It's necessary, it's too late!
And yesterday she scolded me:
Didn't want to get off the stove -
Theorem to prove.
Princess (whining):
What should we all do now?
We've been abandoned completely!
I'm crying now...
Vasilisa (with a smile):
There will be tears here for sure the sea!
Ivan:
Suddenly lucky today:
Mary Ivanna won't come?!
We then rush to the movies!
Are you at the same time with me?
Students (in chorus):
Yes!!!
They run away.
Scene 5
Narrator:
And meanwhile the queen is angry,
It just can't find a place for itself.
Mary Ivanna can not get through,
No one answers the phone!
The queen began to think:
Whom would she turn to for help?
I remembered at my leisure about an old friend -
Yaga Bone leg.
Queen:
Hello, Yagusya, it's me!
Hello my dear!
Help solve the problem
Mary Ivanovna replacement.
Disappeared in an unknown direction
Without even leaving a statement.
Yaga:
You don't joke like that anymore
Time to investigate!
Maybe Mary Ivanna's children
Were you able to bring it?
Queen:
You offend, our children -
The best in the world!
Yaga:
Maybe you need to check
Is the team not very friendly?
Queen:
No, I will guarantee:
We are all one family here!
Yaga:
Maybe she doesn't have enough money?
Tea, the salary was not enough?
Queen:
Our Mary Ivanovna is a patriot:
He loves his job and does not take bribes!
Yaga:
Well, then I'll tell you as a friend,
The secret services are here!
Well, I'll control
And I will send you a replacement.
Narrator:
Poor, poor children!
What are they responsible for?
Yaga Kostyanovna did not blunder,
Mary Ivanovna conjured up a dashing replacement!
Scene 6
Narrator:
The bell rang in the morning
Lesson begins...
Students sit and wait
“Well, when will they come?”
Here is a minute, another passes ...
Koschey Bessmertnovich enters the classroom!
Angry at the children in advance
Immediately gives the task.
Koschey:
You are lazy, parasites,
Fools and fidgets!
Know you have no mercy
You have to answer for everything!
For a minute this verse
Learn from here to now!
Who does not learn at all,
I'll eat that, guys!
That is, I wanted to say
What is ready to punish you!
So you better shut up
Yes, sit and learn!
Ivan and Vasilisa delve into the book. Princess Nesmeyana wipes her tears with a handkerchief, and Emelya leans over to the pail in which he has a pike, and whispers something to her. Koschey turns around sharply and grabs a bucket.
You won't fool me
"Col" to you, vigorous louse!
Write two hundred times in a notebook:
"I won't lie anymore."
He looks menacingly at the weeping Princess.
Well, why are you crying?
Soon you will rot alive!
On the problem book and solve
Count one hundred examples.
Suitable for Ivan and Vasilisa.
Something you have united...
Are they related in malice?
Well, shove in the corners,
Yes, sit quietly there!
Ivan and Vasilisa frightenedly scatter in different directions. The bell rings.
I'll go for a little walk
And with you, children, I do not say goodbye!
He leaves, taking a bucket of pike. The children look at him in disbelief.
Ivan:
What kind of miracle is this
We were sent and from where?
If he rolls again,
Then Kondraty is enough for me!
Princess:
Mary Ivanna loved us,
She taught and scolded.
Even if I instructed
Never offended!
Vasilisa:
We didn't appreciate it!
Feel free to blame yourself...
It's better to think together
What should we do, how should we be?
Emelya:
Yes, my pike is gone!
Apparently, there will be science for me ...
Well, it's time to get off the stove,
Look for Mary Ivanovna!
Scene 7
Narrator:
Without hesitation, the children gathered ...
And where to look for something? They were confused.
We went out into the corridor, and here - look:
A kind nanny hurries to help them.
Nurse:
Something you are unhappy
Heads hung!
I know your twist
The reason for your sorrows.
Vasilisa:
Be our friend, tell us
Yes, tell the whole truth.
Mary Ivanna to us
Where to look, in what region?
Nurse:
I will reveal the secret
I'll give you an answer to your question.
Mary Ivanna is far away,
It's not easy to get to!
Over the seas, over the forests,
Behind high mountains
There is an island in the ocean
And there are countless miracles on it!
There scientific institute
Learns easy work:
To bring joy
And didn't put in a lot of effort.
People are listened to in advance
And all wishes are taken into account.
The program is then compiled
It is sent to the computer.
But there are persistent rumors:
Computers are dropping like flies.
All professions run in,
And on the teachers - they stood up together!
So they stole your Mary Ivanna,
To, therefore, disentangle this porridge!
They promised, probably, to give her a rest,
And they themselves intend to draw into the experience!
Emelya:
Well, I do not! (banging fist)
That will be our answer!
What is the name of the island, do you know?
Nurse:
Yes, that's what it is called - the Island of Dreams!
The children run away. The nanny waves after them.
Scene 8
Narrator:
But Mary Ivanna lives and does not know
That she is being seriously watched.
She comes home early
And he finds time to rest.
Looks fresh and fun
Thoughts are not at all occupied with school.
Do not disturb lessons, calls
And truant students.
It's just heavenly life!
Narrator:
But a week goes by...
Mary Ivanna is tormented by longing.
Maria Ivanovna:
How are my children, how is the class?
Who is replacing me now?
What knowledge does it give children?
And will they pass the test?
Voice:
Do not be executed, because you wanted
Relax …. So what's the deal?
She said: work is shock
And not at all grateful!
Now what? Does your conscience hurt?
Calm down your little one!
And let them continue to teach
Someone else is better!
Narrator:
Mary Ivanna was horrified...
Maria Ivanovna:
How is it different?
Narrator:
And suddenly ... woke up!
Maria Ivanovna:
My God, this is a dream!
How strange is he...
Narrator:
Instantly, straightening your strands,
She collected notebooks
Swallowing a cup of coffee
Husband quickly fed,
Leaving the house cheerfully
Where everything is simple and familiar.
It was a wonderful day ahead.
Difficult, but interesting!
Students (in chorus)
Hello!
Narrator:
... - it sounded nearby,
My heart immediately pounded...
Sees: by the road in a row
Her students are standing.
Princess:
Maria Ivanovna, we ourselves understand
That we are not sugar, that we are a noisy class,
What is very difficult for you sometimes happens with us,
But it's even harder, probably, without us?!
Emelya:
We are restless, and sometimes lazy,
We do not listen to simple and wise phrases,
Thank you for being patient with us
What do you believe, rely on us!
Vasilisa:
We understand it's not easy
Live in a whirlwind of daily bustle.
But who knows where he is, this Island
Such a wonderful, righteous Dream?!
Epilogue.
Maria Ivanovna:
I had a wonderful dream yesterday:
Count with anxiety the days until leaf fall
Now I'm not a teacher, I'm free
From school endless problems,
And life flows so sedately, nobly,
Without undisclosed topics and theorems.
Imagine: these eternal notebooks
From now on, not meant for me
And I can dream of the water surface,
About a prince on a silver horse.
I can go to the pool at my leisure,
I can bake a pie for the whole family
And not about school to chat with a friend,
And tell about your joys.
Other people's children do not disturb the soul,
There is no series of lessons, changes ...
But somehow I'm not getting any younger
I miss cute school walls!
Yes, it seems that now I miss them,
Without children's eyes, without noise, fuss ...
After all, the children give me their hearts
Like bouquets of wondrous beauty!
I had a terrible dream yesterday:
I'm not a teacher, I no longer need
Count with excitement the days until leaf fall
And go to school every day in the morning ...
Material from Letopisi.Ru - “Time to return home”
Tale about school
A terrible crisis has occurred in Fairyland. Wages fell, there was no one and nothing to eat. The characters decided to look for a better fate. And went to school. And what came of it, you will soon find out, my friend ...
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Ali Baba unexpectedly found himself at school. And he saw a noisy crowd of children around him. Some rushed into the hall, quickly swept away mountains of buns, others rushed in circles after each other, so it was not safe to be in their way. Suddenly, a melody rang out, and everyone languidly reached for the rooms and soon disappeared behind closed doors. Ali Baba wanted to spy on what was happening there. Magically, he turned invisible and entered one of the rooms, where the little robbers sat decorously and diligently wrote incomprehensible squiggles. But as soon as the melody sounded again, these cute children again turned into robbers, flying away with a boom and capturing everything and everyone in their path with a whirlwind.
Harlequin knew that the crisis had not bypassed the theater of Karabas Barabas. The troupe was disbanded and the actors went to look for another job. Harlequin headed to school and decided to try his hand at teaching additional education to organize a school theater.
Harlequin ended up at the school by chance, but did not fit into the teaching staff badly. His liveliness, carelessness and ability to amuse people attracted the attention of colleagues. Vasilisa was crazy about him. Even Baba Yaga lost sleep. The male half of the teaching staff was indignant. The troll defiantly despised the merry fellow. But all this together little worried our hero. New job completely consumed his time. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Baba Yaga she lived in the world for a long time ... She lived well in a dense forest in a house on chicken legs with her beloved Cat! But difficult times have come: the Serpent Gorynych flew away, the princes and wise girls died, even Koschei became mortal ...! Grandma began to think how she should live! She decided to dress up and go out into the "light"!
How long, how short she walked, wandered, but decided to try her luck by getting a job at a school. She stood in front of the school and said: "Hut-hut, stand up to me ...". But nothing is happening! And then Cinderella and the Snow Maiden noticed her! They took her to a naughty house! And there children's laughter and noise, running around and bustle, children's pranks ... Grandma thought, thought that she would be fine here. But how wrong she was! Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Vasilisa the Wise, having left the fabulous country, went in search of work to school. How long, how short, she walked, finally got into a huge city where she could pick up a decent school. At the first school, she was told that all the vacancies were already filled and her services were simply not needed here. In the second school, they did not talk to her at all. Tired, Vasilisa went to the third school, opened the door and got into a spacious lobby. The director of this school was none other than Koschei himself! Vasilisa was offered to work as a teacher primary school. Out of desperation, poor Vasilisa gave her consent and began to prepare for a new academic year. Cinderella and Malvina came to her aid, who already knew how to work in a team led by Koshchei. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Water he lived, as he should, in a swamp.
Leeches, frogs, everything is as it should be. Well, of course, tired ... Life among reptiles rarely happy...
After some thought, Vodyanoy went to the city, and not to any, but to the capital, away from old friends, so that Kikimora, Baba Yaga and Koschey would not get him.
In accordance with the new educational initiative(author - Tinkerbell Fairy) they took Vodyanoy without any teacher education to work at school. Swimming teacher. There he met new colleagues, whose names were Kolombina, Snegurochka and Malvina.
And everything would be fine, but the Goblin turned out to be the head teacher there ....
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Dwarf before working at school, he was a very rich and successful resident of the Fairy Kingdom. But a crisis broke out and all his wealth evaporated, he had to look for a place where he could earn his daily bread.
The dwarf remembered that long ago he graduated pedagogical institute and even briefly worked as a teacher in a new school. He came to the nearest school to get a job with the director, who turned out to be ... Koschey.
Koschei Gnom said that he had a vacancy for a computer science teacher. The Dwarf agreed, but he was very worried that he was completely behind the times, Decided Dwarf to learn the mind of the mind from colleagues at school, and they turned out to be Baba Yaga and Vasilisa the Beautiful. They met the Gnome Baba Yaga and Vasilisa with distrust, gave him the most inconvenient time for classes and the class where they would be held, the most buggy, but they didn’t tell him about all this ... Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Goblin I decided to earn some money at the school as a supply manager. Especially since he had some experience. For 100 years he guarded the riches hidden in the cache, which was located in the very center of the magical cave. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Oh how I didn't want to Brownie to leave such a cozy and comfortable HNK office! "And why exactly HNK did not stay on the oil market? Why was it," Good Oil Company ", destined to cease to exist? And all its general clicked - Nutcracker! well-to-do, no, he settled there kindergarten. What are the salaries there? Is it possible to work for this money?
I'll go to school to work, Domovoy decided. Having searched enough and uselessly on the Web for the same, like siamese twins, school sites, Brownie decided to ask which school he should choose, his old friend, wise centenarian Baba Yaga. And she advised him to a school that both Vodyanoy, and Koschei, and Kikimora, and Troll, and Ali Baba had long graduated from, and the one in which Shrek, Kot and Miracle Yudo now work. And the director at that school was just a Fairy, smart, talented, and just a sorceress ... Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Emelya made a small fortune kiln transport of the population, but too lazy to "put off for a rainy day", met the crisis with its characteristic indifference and hope for the almighty Pike. And everything would be fine, but Pike fell ill, grew old and with a creak in the literal and figurative sense fulfilled Emelina's desires.
So he had to get off the stove, and go to school to get hired. A biology teacher, of course, since Emel planned to clone Pike, so to speak, with children's help. And the director Myshilda met Emelya, and the head teacher Baba Yaga. Without enthusiasm, I must say, met. And they didn't want to take it. It's good, their sportsman - Goblin - turned out to be familiar. Put in a word...
The eighth grade, which Emelya got, was by no means not one of Vasilis. That is, Vasilisa, of course, was also there, a beauty of a local scale, but in addition there were also Kikimora irrepressible, ill-mannered and good-natured Shrek, and only Troll and Koschey ... Emelyushka did not know that such children are. His laziness was blown away by the wind, and the poor fellow had to plow in full! Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
The snake decided to drastically change his life from Monday. For example, learn to fly. But where to start this difficult task? It will be necessary to ask for advice from an uncle - the Serpent Gorynych, or Myshilda - she knows everything in the world. And at the same time visit the school, maybe her talents will come in handy there. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Cinderella came to the classroom, saw the watchful eyes of the children and she wanted to support and reassure them. She smiled at them, greeted them and invited them to meet. The guys began to introduce themselves and talk a little about themselves: Snow Maiden. Malvina, Colombina, Shrek, Nutcracker, Goblin. The brownie was upset about something and did not want to talk about himself. Kikimora, on the contrary, was cheerful, talked a lot about herself, and gradually the whole class calmed down, became active and friendly. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Carlson lived on the roof, because they did not let him go home, so that he did not scratch the furniture. By profession and vocation, Carlson was a pilot. However, he was not taken as a pilot. And this is understandable, well, who wants to be carried by a strange man with a propeller. Therefore, Carlson went to work at the school. Just the Kid said that there is no biologist in their school.
In his free time, Kolobok liked to take a walk with Patrick. One day, friends saw beautiful girls and decided to get to know them. But they were sent away. Of course, they were upset, but then they went to play football.
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Columbine
Colombina was looking for fun and relaxation everywhere, and quite by chance came to study at a Russian school. She immediately knew that it would be fun. Columbine, actually from an Italian fairy tale, but Italian language very fast, she did not have time to express her opinion to other Italians about computers at school, she was interrupted by everyone and tortured by the Italian mafia. Arriving in Russia, Kolombina began to learn Russian, at school she had someone to practice with. I learned the single-root word "[Gingerbread Man]", he also worked at this school, probably also rolled in from abroad. Colombina attended only a computer science class, because in other lessons she did not understand anything. But in this lesson, she learned a lot of Russian words: BLUETOOTH, WIFI, INTERNET, etc. Computer science at school was led by a man named [[Shrek ,]] he dressed in a green suit and looked like Joseph Prigogine. Colombina yearned that she had no friends in Italy, and at school she found a Russian girlfriend, her name was [Snegurochka]. Colombina thought that their friendship would last for many years, but spring came and the Snow Maiden suddenly melted. Colombina wept for a long time, and forever ceased to believe in the friendship of peoples. Colombina graduated from high school with a medal. It's scary to wear gold in Italy on the streets, she ordered a silver one for herself. She received a diploma in Russian with gratitude to her parents and the entire Italian clan that raised Colombina. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
The cat came to school for a better life. And there - only animals and fairy-tale characters work. The cat was delighted that he was among his own. Your own, but you need to find a soul mate! He goes along the corridor of the first floor and meets Myshild! Here comes happiness! Asks the Cat, licking his lips, how she works at school. Mashilda complained about the fizruk Koschei. Sticks, all sorts of obscenities says. The cat reassured, said that he would not give offense. Myshilda asked how the Cat got a job at school. He pointed with his paw at the sideboard and said that he understood by smell where he would serve, teach proper nutrition their pupils.
At the first break, the administration came to the buffet: director Ali Baba, head teacher of the Snake, deputy security officer Troll. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Koschei before the crisis, he was already retired, but had additional income from any riff-raff. But Koshchei had a bitter thought that in his old age he lives alone. The crisis, terrifyingly terrible, made Koshcheev's life even more bitter. And his friend, the faithful Baba Yaga, Bone Leg, advised him to go to the Zabolotnaya school. “Go, Koshcheyushka, to the Zabolotnaya school. You will pass on all your worldly wisdom to the sweet children. Maybe you will find a true girlfriend for yourself. There are many teachers..." - Baba Yaga said to Koshchei.
Koschei did not think long. I went for a walk in the evening to Zabolotnaya's school. Just take a walk, but inadvertently see what's going on at school. He goes and sees a red maiden towards him - Vasilisa.
“Here, Vasilisushka, I want to work at school, teach children,” says Koschei. "I will teach children the Law how to live, how to honor the law Well, and other tricks." "Come, Koschey, work," Vasilisa tells him, "only you need to go through a medical examination. Will you have enough health?"
Koschey did not pass medical examination. He undermined his health in his younger years with all sorts of stupid things: he smoked a lot, he spoiled good people. Never came to school Zabolotnaya Koshcheyevo right! Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Malvina before the crisis, she worked as an administrator at the Pinocchio theater together with Harlequin. The ups and downs of fate forced Malvina to leave her partner. Looking for a better life Malvina turned to Ali Baba for help. But Ali, having squandered all the treasures, was himself aground. According to rumors from Hollywood, Shrek was very successful, and Malvina went to him for help. It so happened that she had to communicate with Shrek's new wife - Myshilda. The latter, after listening to Malvina, advised her to go to work at school, since the crisis also left its marks in Shrek's film studio.
After going to theaters and studios, having worked on television as a "socialite", Malvina decided to listen to Myshilda's advice and go to work at school. They accepted her on probation to work at Baba Yaga's school. It was an unusual school school for deviant children. The children of Vodyanoy, Goblin, Kikimora, Troll, and others studied there. Recalling the experience of raising Pinocchio, Malvina decided to try herself as a teacher at the Moscow Art Theater.
And the students in this school were Harlequin, Ali Baba, Fairy. But where do you get started? The troll decided to meet the students' parents. And that's who he saw: Papa Harlequin and Mother Harlequin... Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
How great it was to live in a magical world populated by the charming inhabitants of the Fairy Valley! This is a wonderful place filled with myths, magic and sorcery. The Fairy Valley is a whole kingdom, each inhabitant of which has his own extraordinary talents, and all together the fairies do a very important job - they take care of nature and help the seasons change each other: they help the leaves change color, the sun's rays - melt the snow, animals, those left for hibernation - to get out of their holes and lairs.
I, the Tinker Bell Fairy, think that my talent for fixing pots and kettles is not as important as the skills of other fairies. But a relentless crisis compels me, Tinker Bell, to teach human children the love of nature. Oh horror, I I teach the world
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Lived in a fabulous forest Kind fairy chemical. At the onset of the crisis, she decided to get a job at the school. Since she was friendly with Vodyany and Troll, she invited them along with her. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
once upon a time Miracle Yudo. He lived not alone, but with Kikimora, who had big financial requests. Therefore, when the crisis happened, their relationship was interrupted. Kikimora could not come to terms with the fact that Chudo-Yudo lost his job and stopped financing all her requests.
Chudo-Yudo was a little worried and quickly recovered from such a loss. After studying the market, he decided to go to school in search of work.
The school was run by Kolobok. He was a kind person, so without any questions he hired him and determined class teacher in the 11th grade with teaching the subject of physics.
Satisfied, Chudo-Yudo left the director's office and ran into Baba Yaga at the door. Their eyes met, and he turned to her with a request to take him to the 11th grade for an acquaintance. Baba Yaga offered him her services, announcing that she herself taught chemistry in this class and studied each student well. So a certain relationship arose that led them to mutual sympathy. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
Sometime at the dawn of his career, Shrek worked in Hollywood as Shrek. But fate threw him far from his native places, to Russia, where he met Koshchei. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
At the school where he came to work Nutcracker Myshilda was the director of the school. The Nutcracker had known her before, but they forgot their differences as they It was necessary to urgently organize the Olympiad and competitions in all subjects. They connected Cinderella and the Fairy to this work.
The fairy waved her magic wand and the pumpkin turned into an interesting project, which could be submitted to the competition. Cinderella processed a lot of information and wonderfully prepared the students for the Olympiad.
The result exceeded all expectations. The project took first place in the competition, and the guys won prizes in the Olympiad. Here is such a story. And at this time, the following amazing events took place with another character in our fairy tale.
How I sat under the desk
Only the teacher turned away to the blackboard, and I once - and under the desk. When the teacher notices that I have disappeared, he will be terribly surprised, probably.
I wonder what he'll think? He will ask everyone where I have gone - that will be laughter! Half a lesson has already passed, and I'm still sitting. "When, - I think, - will he see that I'm not in the class?" And it's hard to sit under the desk. My back even hurt. Try to sit like this! I coughed - no attention. I can't sit anymore. Moreover, Seryozhka pokes me in the back with his foot all the time. I couldn't stand it. Didn't make it to the end of the lesson. I get out and say:
Excuse me, Pyotr Petrovich.
The teacher asks:
What's the matter? Do you want to board?
No, excuse me, I was sitting under the desk ...
Well, how is it comfortable to sit there, under the desk? You were very quiet today. That's the way it's always been in class.
In the closet
Before class, I climbed into the closet. I wanted to meow from the closet. They'll think it's a cat, but it's me.
I sat in the closet, waited for the start of the lesson and did not notice myself how I fell asleep. I wake up - the class is quiet. I look through the crack - no one is there. He pushed the door, and it was closed. So I slept through the whole lesson. Everyone went home, and they locked me in the closet.
Stuffy in the closet and dark as night. I was scared, I started screaming:
Eee! I'm in the closet! Help! Listened - silence all around.
ABOUT! Comrades! I'm in the closet! I hear someone's steps.
Someone is coming.
Who is yelling here?
I immediately recognized Aunt Nyusha, the cleaner. I rejoiced, I shout:
Aunt Nyusha, I'm here!
Where are you, dear?
I'm in the closet! In the closet!
How are you. honey, did you get there?
I'm in the closet, grandma!
So I hear that you're in the closet. So what do you want? I was locked in a closet. Oh, grandma! Aunt Nyusha left. Silence again. She must have gone for the key.
Pal Palych tapped on the cabinet with his finger.
There is no one there, - said Pal Palych. How not? Yes, - said Aunt Nyusha.
Well, where is he? - said Pal Palych and knocked again on the cabinet.
I was afraid that everyone would leave, I would stay in the closet, and I shouted with all my might:
I'm here!
Who are you? asked Pal Palych.
I... Tsypkin...
Why did you climb up there, Tsypkin?
They locked me up... I didn't get in...
Um... He's locked up! But he didn't get in! Did you see? What wizards in our school! They do not climb into the closet while they are locked in the closet! Miracles don't happen, do you hear, Tsypkin?
I hear...
How long have you been sitting there? asked Pal Palych.
Don't know…
Find the key, Pal Palych said. - Fast.
Aunt Nyusha went for the key, but Pal Palych remained. He sat down on a chair nearby and waited. I saw his face through the crack. He was very angry. He lit up and said:
Well! That's what prank leads to! Tell me honestly why are you in the closet?
I really wanted to disappear from the closet. They open the closet, but I'm not there. As if I had never been there. They will ask me: "Were you in the closet?" I'll say, "I didn't." They will say to me: "Who was there?" I'll say, "I don't know."
But that only happens in fairy tales! Surely tomorrow my mother will be called ... Your son, they will say, climbed into the closet, slept there all the lessons, and all that ... As if it’s comfortable for me to sleep here! My legs hurt, my back hurts. One pain! What was my answer?
I was silent.
Are you alive there? asked Pal Palych.
Alive…
Well, sit down, they will open soon ...
I am sitting…
So ... - said Pal Palych. - So you will answer me, why did you climb into this closet?
Who? Tsypkin? In the closet? Why?
I wanted to disappear again.
The director asked:
Tsypkin, are you?
I sighed heavily. I just couldn't answer anymore.
Aunt Nyusha said:
The class leader took the key.
Break open the door, - said the director.
I felt the door being broken - the closet shook, I hit my forehead painfully. I was afraid that the cabinet would fall, and I cried. I rested my hands on the walls of the closet, and when the door gave way and opened, I continued to stand in the same way.
Well, come out, - said the director. And tell us what that means.
I didn't move. I was scared.
Why is he worth it? the director asked.
They took me out of the closet.
I was silent all the time.
I didn't know what to say.
I just wanted to meow. But how would I say this?
Secret
We have secrets from girls. We don't trust them with our secrets for anything in the world. They can spread any secret all over the world. Even the most state secrets they can blabbed. It's a good thing they don't trust them!
True, we do not have such important secrets, where do we get them from! So we made them ourselves. We had such a secret: we buried a couple of bullets in the sand and did not tell anyone about it. There was another secret: we collected nails. For example, I collected twenty-five different kinds of nails, but who knew about it? Nobody! I didn't spill the beans to anyone. You understand how difficult it was for us! So many secrets passed through our hands that I don't even remember how many there were. And none of the girls knew anything. They walked and looked askance at us, various grimaces, and thought only of this, in order to extract our secrets from us. Although they never asked us about anything, it doesn't mean anything! How clever, though!
And yesterday I walk around the yard with our secret, with our new wonderful secret, and suddenly I see Irka. I walked by a few times and she looked at me.
I still walked around the yard, and then went up to her and sighed softly. I sighed lightly on purpose so that she wouldn't think I sighed on purpose.
I sighed a couple more times, she just looked sideways again, and that was it. Then I stopped sighing, since there was no sense in it, and I said:
If you knew that I know, you would have failed right here on the spot.
She looked at me again and said:
Do not worry, - he answers, - I will not fail, no matter how you yourself fail.
And why should I, - I say, - fail, I have nothing to fail, since I know the secret.
Secret? - speaks. - What secret?
She looks at me and waits for me to start telling her about the secret.
And I say:
A secret is a secret, and it does not exist for everyone to blurt out this secret.
For some reason she got angry and said:
Then get out of here with your secrets!
Ha, - I say, - that's still not enough! Is this your yard?
It even made me laugh. Here's what we've come to!
We stood, stood, then I see - she looks askance again.
I pretended to leave. And I say:
OK. The secret will remain with me. And he chuckled so that she understood what it meant.
She didn't even turn her head to me and said:
You don't have any secrets. If you had any secret, you would have told it long ago, and since you don’t tell, it means that there is nothing like that.
What do you think she's saying? Some kind of nonsense? But to be honest, I'm a little confused. And it’s true, because they may not believe me that I have some kind of secret, since no one except me knows about it. Everything is mixed up in my head. But I pretended that nothing was mixed up with me there, and I say:
It's a shame you can't be trusted. And then I would tell you everything. But you can be a traitor...
And then I see, she again squints at me with one eye.
I speak:
The matter here is not simple, I hope you understand this very well, and I think it’s not worth being offended at any occasion, especially if it were not a secret, but some trifle, and if I knew you better ...
I spoke long and hard. For some reason, I had such a desire - to talk a lot and for a long time. When I finished, she was not around.
She was crying, leaning against the wall. Her shoulders were trembling. I heard sobs.
I immediately realized that she could not be a traitor for anything in the world. She is just the kind of person you can safely trust with everything. I understood it right away.
You see ... - I said, - if you ... give your word ... and swear ...
And I told her the whole secret.
The next day they beat me.
She pissed everyone off...
But the most important thing was not that Irka turned out to be a traitor, not that the secret was revealed, but that then we could not come up with a single new secret, no matter how hard we tried.
I didn't eat any mustard
I hid my bag under the stairs. And he himself turned around the corner, went out onto the avenue.
Spring. Sun. Birds are singing. Somehow reluctant to go to school. Anyone will get bored. That's what I'm tired of.
I look - the car is standing, the driver is looking at something in the engine. I ask him:
Broke?
The driver is silent.
Broke? - I ask.
He is silent.
I stood, I stood, I said:
What, the car broke down?
This time he heard.
Guessed, - he says, - it broke. Do you want to help? Well, let's do it together.
Yes, I... I can't...
If you don't know how, you don't have to. I'm on my own anyway.
There are two standing. They are talking. I come closer. I listen. One says:
How about a patent?
Another says:
Good with the patent.
"Who is this, - I think, - a patent? I have never heard of him." I thought they would say more about the patent. And they didn't say anything more about the patent. They began to talk about the plant. One noticed me and said to the other:
Look, the guy opened his mouth.
And he turns to me:
What do you want?
Nothing for me, - I answer, - I just like that ...
Don't you have anything to do?
That's good! Do you see the crooked house over there?
Go push him from that side so that he is even.
Like this?
And so. There's nothing for you to do. You push him. And they both laugh.
I wanted to answer something, but I couldn't think of it. On the way, he came up with it, returned to them.
It's not funny, I say, but you're laughing.
They don't seem to hear. Me again:
Not funny at all. What are you laughing at?
Then one says:
We don't laugh at all. Where do you see us laughing?
They weren't really laughing anymore. They used to laugh. So I'm a little late...
ABOUT! The broom stands against the wall. And there is no one around. Great broom, great!
The janitor suddenly comes out of the gate:
Don't touch the broom!
Why do I need a broom? I don't need a broom...
If you don't need it, then don't go near the broom. A broom for work, not to be approached.
Some evil janitor got caught! Brooms are even a pity. Eh, what would you like to do? It's too early to go home. The lessons are not over yet. Walking the streets is boring. The guys are nowhere to be seen.
Climb on scaffolding?! A house is being renovated right next door. I look down on the city. Suddenly I hear a voice:
Where are you going? Hey!
I look - there is no one. Wow! There is no one, but someone is screaming! He began to rise higher - again:
Well, get down!
I turn my head in all directions. Where are they screaming from? What's happened?
Get off! Hey! Get down, get down!
I nearly fell down the stairs.
Moved to the other side of the street. Upstairs, I look at the forests. I wonder who yelled it. I didn't see anyone up close. And from afar I saw everything - the workers on the scaffolding are plastering, painting ...
I got on the tram and drove to the ring. There's nowhere to go anyway. I'd rather ride. Tired of walking.
I made the second round on the tram. Came to the same place. One more round to go, right? It's not time to go home yet. Too early. I look out the car window. Everyone is in a hurry somewhere, in a hurry. Where is everyone rushing to? Unclear.
Suddenly the conductor says:
Pay boy again.
I don't have any more money. I only had thirty kopecks.
Then go, boy. Go on foot.
Oh, I have a long walk to go!
And you don't ride. Didn't you go to school?
How do you know?
I know everything. You can see.
What is visible?
It's obvious that you didn't go to school. Here's what's visible. The kids are happy from school. And you seem to have eaten mustard.
I didn't eat any mustard...
Go anyway. I don't drive truants for free.
And then he says:
Okay, ride. I won't allow it next time. So know.
But I still got off. Somehow uncomfortable. The place is completely unfamiliar. I have never been in this area. On one side there are houses. On the other side there are no houses; five excavators are digging the ground. How elephants walk on the ground. They scoop up the earth with buckets and pour it to the side. Here is the technique! It's good to sit in a booth. Much better than going to school. You sit to yourself, and he walks and digs the earth.
One excavator stopped. The excavator climbs down to the ground and tells me:
Do you want to get into the bucket?
I was offended:
Why do I need a bucket? I want to go to the cab.
And then I remembered about the mustard that the conductor told me, and began to smile. So that the excavator thinks that I am cheerful. And I'm not bored at all. Lest op guess I wasn't at school.
He looked at me in surprise.
Look at you, brother, some foolish.
I began to smile even more. Mouth almost stretched to the ears.
What happened to you?
What are you making faces for me?
Give me a ride on the excavator.
This is not a trolleybus for you. This is a working machine. People work on it. Clear?
I speak:
I also want to work on it.
He says:
Hey brother! Need to learn!
I thought it was about school. And he began to smile again.
And he waved his hand at me and climbed into the cockpit. He didn't want to talk to me anymore.
Spring. Sun. Sparrows bathe in puddles. I go and think to myself. What's the matter? Why is it so boring to me?
Traveler
I firmly decided to go to Antarctica. To temper your character. Everyone says that I am spineless - my mother, the teacher, even Vovka. It's always winter in Antarctica. And there is no summer at all. Only the bravest go there. So Vovkin's dad said. Vovkin's dad was there twice. He spoke to Vovka on the radio. He asked how Vovka lives, how he studies. I will also be on the radio. So mom doesn't have to worry.
In the morning I took all the books out of my bag, put sandwiches, a lemon, an alarm clock, a glass and a soccer ball in it. I'm sure I'll meet sea lions there - they like to twirl the ball on the nose. The ball didn't fit in the bag. I had to let the air out of him.
Our cat was walking on the table. I put it in my bag too. Barely everything fit.
Here I am on the platform. The locomotive whistles. How many people are traveling! You can take any train you want. In the end, you can always change seats.
I climbed into the car, sat down, where it was more free.
An old woman was sleeping opposite me. Then a soldier sat down with me. He said: "Hi neighbors!" - and woke up the old woman.
The old woman woke up and asked:
We go? - and fell asleep again.
The train started moving. I went to the window. Here is our house, our white curtains, our linen hanging in the yard ... Our house is no longer visible. I got a little scared at first. But this is just the beginning. And when the train went very fast, somehow I even became amused! After all, I'm going to temper my character!
I'm tired of looking out the window. I sat down again.
What is your name? - asked the military man.
Sasha, - I said almost inaudibly.
What about grandma sleeping?
And who knows!
Where are you heading? -
Far…
Visiting?
For how long?
He talked to me like an adult, and for that I really liked him.
For a couple of weeks, I said seriously.
Well, not bad, - said the military man, - very good.
I asked:
Are you in Antarctica?
Not yet; do you want to go to Antarctica?
How do you know?
Everyone wants to go to Antarctica.
I want too.
You see now!
You see ... I decided to temper myself ...
I understand, - said the military man, - sports, skating ...
Not really…
Now I understand - around five!
No ... - I said, - Antarctica ...
Antarctica? - asked the soldier.
Someone invited a military man to play checkers. And he went to another compartment.
The old lady woke up.
Don't dangle your legs, said the old woman.
I went to see how they play checkers.
Suddenly ... I even opened my eyes - Murka was walking towards me. And I forgot about her! How did she get out of the bag?
She ran back and I followed her. She climbed under someone's shelf - I, too, immediately climbed under the shelf.
Murka! I shouted. - Murka!
What's that noise? shouted the conductor. - Why is the cat here?
This cat is mine.
Who is this boy with?
Me with the cat...
With what cat?
He is traveling with his grandmother, - said the military man, - she is nearby, in the compartment.
The conductor took me straight to the old woman.
Is this boy with you?
He is with the commander, - said the old woman.
Antarctica ... - the military man remembered, - everything is clear ... Do you understand what is the matter here? This boy decided to go to Antarctica. And so he took a cat with him ... And what else did you take with you, boy?
Lemon, - I said, - and more sandwiches ...
And went to educate his character?
What a bad boy! - said the old woman.
Ugliness! - confirmed the conductor.
Then for some reason everyone started laughing. Even Grandma started laughing. She even had tears in her eyes. I did not know that everyone was laughing at me, and slowly laughed too.
Take the cat, the guide said. - You arrived. Here it is, your Antarctica!
The train stopped.
"Really," I think, "Antarctica? So soon?"
We got off the train onto the platform. I was put on an oncoming train and taken home.
Mikhail Zoshchenko, Lev Kassil and others - Enchanted letter
Once Alyosha had a deuce. By singing. And so there were no more deuces. There were triplets. Almost all three were. One four was once a very long time ago.
And there were no fives at all. A person has not had a single five in his life! Well, it wasn’t like that, it wasn’t, well, what can you do! Happens. Alyosha lived without fives. Ros. Moved from class to class. I got my positive triples. He showed everyone the four and said:
Here, it was a long time ago.
And suddenly - five. And most importantly, why? For singing. He got this five quite by accident. He successfully sang something like that, and he was given a five. And even verbally praised. They said: "Well done, Alyosha!" In short, it was a very pleasant event, which was overshadowed by one circumstance: he could not show this five to anyone, since it was entered in the journal, and the journal, of course, is usually not given to students. He forgot his diary at home. If so, then Alyosha does not have the opportunity to show everyone his five. And so all joy was darkened. And he, of course, wanted to show everyone, especially since this phenomenon in his life, as you understand, is rare. He may simply not be believed without factual data. If the five would be in a notebook, for example, for a problem solved at home or for a dictation, then it’s easier than ever. That is, go with this notebook and show it to everyone. Until the sheets start popping out.
In arithmetic class, he came up with a plan: steal a magazine! He steals the magazine and brings it back in the morning. During this time, he can bypass all acquaintances and strangers with this magazine. In short, he seized the moment and stole the magazine at recess. He slipped the magazine into his bag and sits as if nothing had happened. Only his heart is beating frantically, which is quite natural, since he committed theft. When the teacher returned, he was so surprised that the magazine was not in place that he didn’t even say anything, but suddenly became somehow thoughtful. It seemed that he doubted whether there was a magazine on the table or not, whether it came with or without a magazine. He never asked about the magazine: the idea that one of the students had stolen it did not even cross his mind. There was no such case in his pedagogical practice. II he, without waiting for the call, quietly left, and it was evident that he was greatly upset by his forgetfulness.
And Alyosha grabbed his bag and rushed home. On the tram, he took a magazine out of his bag, found his five there and looked at it for a long time. And when he was already walking down the street, he suddenly remembered that he had forgotten the magazine in the tram. When he remembered this, he almost collapsed from fear. He even said "oops!" Or something like that. The first thought that came to his mind was to run after the tram. But he quickly realized (he was still quick-witted!), that there was no point in running after the tram, since he had already left. Then many other thoughts came to his mind. But these were all such insignificant thoughts that it is not worth talking about them.
He even had such an idea: to take a train and go to the North. And go to work somewhere. Why exactly to the North, he did not know, but he was going there. I mean, he didn't even want to. He thought about it for a moment, and then remembered his mother, grandmother, his father and abandoned this idea. Then he thought if he should go to the Lost Property Bureau, it is quite possible that the magazine is there. But here comes the suspicion. He will certainly be detained and prosecuted. And he did not want to be held accountable, despite the fact that he deserved it.
He came home and even lost weight in one evening. And all night he could not sleep, and by morning, probably, he had lost even more weight.
First, his conscience tormented him. The entire class was left without a magazine. All friends' marks are gone. His excitement is understandable.
And secondly, five. One in a lifetime - and she was gone. No, I understand it. True, I do not quite understand his desperate act, but his feelings are completely understandable to me.
So he came to school in the morning. Worried. Nervous. Lump in throat. Doesn't look into the eyes.
The teacher comes. Speaks:
Guys! The magazine is gone. Some sort of opportu- nity. And where could he go?
Alyosha is silent.
The teacher says:
I kind of remember coming to class with a magazine. Even saw it on the table. But at the same time, I doubt it. I couldn't lose it on the way, although I remember very well how I picked it up in the teacher's room and carried it along the corridor.
Some guys say:
No, we remember that the magazine was on the table. We saw.
The teacher says:
In that case, where does he go?
Here Alyosha could not stand it. He could no longer sit and be silent. He got up and says:
The magazine is probably in the chamber of lost things ...
The teacher was surprised and said:
Where? Where?
And the class laughed.
Then Alyosha, very excited, says:
No, I’m telling you the truth, he’s probably in the chamber of lost things… he couldn’t be lost…
In what chamber? - says the teacher.
Lost things, - says Alyosha.
I don't understand anything, says the teacher.
Then Alyosha suddenly for some reason was afraid that he would get a big blow for this case if he confessed, and he said:
I just wanted to advise...
The teacher looked at him and said sadly:
Don't talk nonsense, do you hear?
At this time, the door opens, and a woman enters the classroom and holds something wrapped in a newspaper in her hand.
I'm a conductor, she says, I'm sorry. I have a free day today, and so I found your school and class, in which case, take your magazine.
There was an uproar in the classroom, and the teacher said:
How so? Here is the number! How did our class magazine end up with the conductor? No, it can't be! Maybe this is not our magazine?
The conductor smiles slyly and says:
No, this is your journal.
Then the teacher grabs a magazine from the conductor and quickly flips through it.
Yes! Yes! Yes! - he shouts, - This is our magazine! I remember carrying him down the hallway...
Conductor says:
And then they forgot on the tram?
The teacher looks at her with wide eyes. And she, smiling broadly, says:
Well, of course. You forgot it on the tram.
Then the teacher grabs his head:
God! Something is happening to me. How could I forget the magazine on the tram? It's simply unthinkable! Although I remember carrying it down the hallway... Maybe I should leave school? I feel it's getting harder and harder for me to teach...
The conductor says goodbye to the class, and the whole class shouts "thank you" to her, and she leaves with a smile.
In parting, she says to the teacher:
Next time be more careful.
The teacher is sitting at the table with his head in his hands, in a very gloomy mood. Then he, resting his hands on his cheeks, sits and looks at one point.
I stole a magazine.
But the teacher is silent.
Then Alyosha says again:
I stole the magazine. Understand.
The teacher lazily says:
Yes... yes... I understand you... your noble act... but there is no need to do this... You want to help me... I know... take the blame... but why do it, my dear...
Alyosha almost crying says:
No, I'm telling you the truth...
The teacher says:
You see, he still insists... what a stubborn boy... no, this is an amazingly noble boy... I appreciate it, dear, but... since... things like this happen to me... I need to think about leaving... to leave teaching for a while...
Alyosha says through tears:
I... to you... tell the truth...
The teacher abruptly rises from his seat, slams his fist on the table and shouts hoarsely:
No need!
After that, he wipes his tears with a handkerchief and quickly leaves.
And what about Alyosha?
He remains in tears. He tries to explain to the class, but no one believes him.
He feels a hundred times worse, as if he had been severely punished. He cannot eat or sleep.
He goes to the teacher's house. And he explains everything. And he convinces the teacher. The teacher strokes his head and says:
This means that you are not yet a completely lost person and you have a conscience.
And the teacher escorts Alyosha to the corner and lectures him.
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Copyright: Victor Golyavkin
