Being a teacher is one of the noblest professions. To learn more about the people of this profession, we have prepared questions for teachers on Teacher's Day. Many of the questions are rather difficult, even tricky, with a catch, while others are comic and funny. They are great for school interviews that can be done with teachers.
Look at this list for some questions to ask your teacher. You will like the way your school's teachers answer school questions.
Questions for Teachers on Teacher's Day
- Is it true that children today have learned to write correctly?
- What do teachers actually do in the staff room?
- How do you deal with your dislikes and likes in class?
- How should a young teacher behave if a student / high school student confesses his love to him?
- What would you like to change in the teaching methods or approach to schooling?
- Is it easy to be a teacher, what difficulties of this profession are the most difficult to endure?
- What prompted you to become a teacher?
- What do you like most about schooling and what do you hate the most?
- If you had to choose a new profession again, would you agree to become a teacher?
- Have you ever had a moment when you wanted to quit your job?
- What's the dumbest or weirdest question you've ever been asked by a student?
- What is the worst thing about the current education system?
- What historical character would be the most boring when meeting in real life?
- When did you get the idea to become a teacher?
- Which teacher influenced your whole future life?
- What key factors (features) helped you become a good teacher?
- What is the most important piece of advice you want to give parents of an elementary school child?
- What do you know about your students?
- If you could get something from the Minister of Education, what would it be?
- Do teachers have other holidays besides school holidays?
- What age of students is the most aggressive?
- If you had to become a student of our school, who would be your favorite teacher?
- Is there something you would like to teach students but can't do?
- What's the funniest, most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during class?
- Do you think that your profession affects the upbringing of your own children?
- What is the hardest thing about being a teacher?
- What was the worst thing you had while working with parents of students?
- What are the signs that students are manipulating you?
- What teaching mistake did you most regret?
- Do you have school pets?
- For the sake of revenge, can you lower a student's grade in exams?
- Who is the most popular hero of our school?
Funny Questions for Teachers on Teacher's Day
- If ham comes from pigs and beef comes from cows, then what animal does bread come from?
- Why don't people on the other side of the earth fall?
- Girl in physics class: “If there is a speed of light, then what is the speed of darkness?
- Why do meteorites always land in craters?
- Is the African sun the same as in Russia? Then why is it warmer there?
- If Russian is the language of Pushkin, then what language are our surnames?
- If, according to the teacher, mathematics is so simple, then why does the mathematician have so many problems with students?
- How do you punish your family members (children, marriage partner) when they misbehave? Do you kick them out the door, give them a bad mark, or call your parents in for a chat?
- When you come home, do your children stand up and say "Good evening, teacher"?
- If I have problems, can I use the Pythagorean theorem to solve them?
- Do you chew on your pens or pencils?
- Which super hero is most like you?
- What do you drink for dinner?
- Why do teachers ask questions to students (why, why, how much), they don't know the answer themselves?
- Can you roll your tongue with pleasure?
- Why don't the skies fall on us?
Prank questions for teachers
- The farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many sheep does he have left? (answer: 9 sheep).
- There are ten candles burning in the dining room. The draft blew out three of them. How many candles are left by morning? (Answer: three candles, since the seven remaining candles will completely melt, and the only whole candles will be three extinguished by a draft).
- What word in Russian is always misspelled? (Word: wrong).
- Which is correct to say: "The yolk of the egg is white" or "the yolk of the egg is white?" (Answer: Both are wrong because egg yolks are yellow.)
- A man stands on one side of the river, his dog on the other. He calls out to a dog that crossed the river so quickly that it didn't even get wet. At the same time, the dog did not run across the bridge and was not in the boat. The question is, how did the dog cross the river? (Answer: on ice, since the river was frozen).
- If you give me food, I will live, but if you give me water, I will die. Who am I? (Fire).
- Your parents have six sons, including you, and each son has one sister. How many people does your family have? (Answer: 9 people: both parents, six sons and one daughter, who is a sister to all boys).
- What is black when bought, red when used, and white when used? (Charcoal).
- I have no eyes, no legs, no ears, but at the same time I move the earth, who am I? (Earthworm).
Tricky questions for teachers
Do you feel like interviewing a teacher, but don't feel like asking him the usual questions? Then these teacher trick questions are just what you need.
- What does the perfect teacher's day party look like?
- In what subject did you get the most A's during your high school or college years?
- Is change for the teacher or the student?
- What excuses did you give when you were late for class?
- Did you have to cheat at school, did you use cheat sheets in exams?
- The teacher sets an example for the students, if he is late for the lessons, then it is possible for the students as well?
- If a student does not read books, can he become president?
- What is your favorite meal from the school cafeteria?
- Do you want to teach at school until the age of 100?
- What was the worst lesson for you?
- Have you ever wanted to hit a student? What was it for?
- Have you ever fallen in love with students?
- Do teachers take drugs to soothe themselves?
- Does the teacher learn something from his students? And what have you learned?
- Would you yourself agree to take the exam or final exams?
- Do you know that in Japan teachers don't have to honor the emperor? But we are not in Japan is it bad or good?
- Is it true that the only way to succeed in life is to be a nerd?
- As a student, did you ever dislike one of your teachers? Why?
- If you are smarter than me, does that make me smarter than you?
- You are very worried about our exam marks, but what were your marks on the exams?
- What were your first university days like: did you completely occupy your time with your studies, were you bored or did you want to skip classes?
- What funny, funny nicknames did you give teachers when you were a student?
- Poked fun or trolling teachers?
- In the classroom, which teacher from your school would you like to be a student of? Why?
- What would you like to change in your behavior, returning back to the school desk?
- Why are subjects being taught today that are simply useless in life?
- Why do students have to compromise their health by doing a lot of homework instead of getting enough rest?
- Always understand students who really feel bad?
Strange questions
- Where is the Great Wall of China?
- Isn't the moon the same sun just turned off for the day?
- What are pyramid things in Egypt?
- How do the islands not float away?
- Are there real bears?
- How old was the average 18 year old in 1942?
Teacher Interview Questions
Like all interviews in the field of education, interviews with teachers also have specific questions. They are focused on knowledge of the methodology of work, a sense of vocation, the ability to manage the discipline of students. Here is a list of common questions in this interview format:
- What is your education?
- Why do you want to work in education?
- How do you plan to conduct your courses, classes, lessons?
- How do you feel about school discipline?
- What is your attitude towards modern education?
- What do you think about psychology in education?
- What do you think about pedagogy?
- Do you consider yourself risky?
- Do you consider yourself a positive teacher?
- What will you do if a student calls you a bad teacher?
- If you were a school principal, what goals would you set for the next school year?
- What latest book did you manage to read it completely?
- How would you motivate students to read?
- In what decade would you like to become a teacher? Why?
- Do you have a loved one that motivates you?
Questions about life outside of school
- What is one of your hidden talents?
- What might surprise students when they see you outside the school doors?
- How do you dream of spending your vacation after school year?
- How do you manage to spend your summer holidays?
- What books would you like to have on a desert island?
- What will be your last lesson?
Questions about the school
- What traditions or superstitions do teachers have? Do you stick to them yourself?
- What school day for a teacher is considered good, successful?
- What student accomplishment this year fills or fills you with pride?
- How do you manage to stay calm and patient? [the question is especially relevant for experienced teachers]
- What inspires you?
- What technologies make learning easier or more difficult?
- What is the best/worst thing about being a teacher?
Questions about students
- What worries you about the behavior of modern students? Why?
- What will help the teacher to win the respect of students?
- What is the best time for academic performance: morning or lunch?
- What part of your knowledge would you like to pass on to your students?
- How do you feel when a student whispers to a neighbor while ignoring your remarks?
- What helps you to be patient with those disciples that even God cannot handle?
- How do you manage to remember the names of all your students, do you have any associations with them?
- Having the opportunity to visit with your class anywhere in the world, where would you like to go?
- with someone from former students Do you keep in touch on social media?
- Do you have a personal diary about your students, students?
- What song should students listen to while doing homework?
- What is the first thing you remember from your work as a teacher?
- Do you think your pupils/students will remember you and the class they were in?
Conclusion
Here is a list of questions from which you can choose the appropriate ones to ask them to teachers. It is important to remember that an interview is a conversation. So be natural and use questions wisely. Remember it's best to get honest answers to a few interesting questions, instead of a dozen lengthy answers to one stupid question?
If you see a trick, use it. It will be interesting and fun. Don't be afraid to veer off topic a bit when the opportunity arises. Keep in mind, however, that these questions for teachers on Teacher's Day are a great start to learning more about your teachers, understanding the challenges, or vice versa, the attractive side of the profession.
Sincerely, Helen.
By the way, look at questions with the substitution of answers for teachers (shifters).
- The presentation was made by Shumarina Vera Alekseevna based on the quiz by Ageeva Inessa Dmitrievna (creator of the site "Methodological piggy bank of a teacher, educator, parent")
- What kind of specialists always get in the way of change?
- Teachers
- They joke that a representative of this profession has "the best qualities of a trainer, a clown and a circus horse, which is driven around in circles year after year." What profession are you talking about?
- Teacher .
- Representatives of what profession constantly ask young people questions to which they themselves know the answers?
- teachers
- The motto of which professionals can be a line from a song: “For the hundredth time I will start over again, start over, start everything from scratch ...”?
- Teachers who accept a new set of students.
- What letter, approaching any of the best teachers, has a very bad effect on him?
- The letter "M": teacher - tormentor.
- What Italian word, translated as "teacher", is often used to refer to musicians and composers?
- Maestro .
- In ancient Rome - a teacher who taught children the basics of linguistics - grammar. The reading teacher is a writer. A slave who accompanied children to and from school is a teacher. And what was the name of the teacher of arithmetic in ancient Rome?
- Calculator .
- In a Russian primer of the 17th century, an engraving depicted a teacher in a classroom behind this educational process. What?
- Flogging .
- Name the teacher who dedicated the poem to homeless children?
- Makarenko A.S., who wrote the Pedagogical Poem.
- In 1762, teacher John Spilsbury pasted a map of England onto cardboard and cut it into pieces. So there was a game, then intended for teaching geography. Name this game that every child now plays.
- Puzzles .
- The best Russian actors and
- film directors receive an award
- "Nika", TV people - "Teffi".
- What award do they receive
- our teachers?
- "Crystal Pelican".
- The pelican is a symbol of selflessness
- maternal love. It is believed that he
- rips his own chest to
- feed the hungry chicks.
- What hunters, drummers and math teachers can't do without?
- No fraction.
- A dictator is a teacher...
- What subject?
- The teacher of the Russian language, because it is he who dictates dictations.
- Why do computer science teachers have a chronic runny nose and cough?
- Because they sit for a long time in front of the open windows of the Windows operating system.
- Why do computer science teachers' hands love to lick cats?
- Because they smell like "mouse".
- Everyone has their own skeleton in their closet. What kind of teachers is this proverb about?
- About teachers of biology.
- What was the name of the slave who accompanied the boy to school in Ancient Athens?
- -Director
- - head teacher
- -Teacher
- -dean
- A representative of what profession in post-revolutionary Russia was called a "skrab"?
- a) polisher;
- b) teacher;
- c) dishwasher;
- d) watchman.
- Shkrab is short for "school worker".
- Fill in the missing word in Aristotle's aphorism: "Nothing is so firmly remembered by students as ... their teachers."
- a) outfits
- b) lessons;
- c) mistakes;
- d) smiles.
- How do Japanese people address their teacher?
- a) Sensei;
- b) Samurai;
- c) kamikaze;
- d) Ikebana.
- How should the teacher explain the material of the lesson to the students?
- -arrogantly
- -intelligibly
- -Diligently
- - fluently
- What is the name of the now popular Russian film director who made the films "Space as a premonition", "His wife's diary", "Walk"?
- Alexey Teacher.
- Which subject teacher should be addressed as "Your Reverend" or "Your Degree"?
- To the teacher of mathematics, because he is an expert in the similarity of triangles and power functions.
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municipal budgetary educational institution
"Morozov secondary school"
Game for school teachers on Teacher's Day.
Compiled by:
teacher - organizer
MBOU "Morozov secondary school"
L.N. Melentyeva
October, 2016
Event progress
The teacher must constantly change,
constantly study at your own school,
then he will not be a mechanical teacher.
L.N. Tolstoy
Equipment:
Lottery prizes; maple leaves for the lottery; presentation;
At the entrance to the hall, each teacher receives a maple leaf, on which the number or
empty (no number - super - prize). At the end of the game, a lottery is played.
Host: So, we are starting our game dedicated to Teacher's Day "Teacher -
a profession for the ages”, which consists of several rounds.
Presenter: 1 task "Blitz-tournament".
* He walked, but did not wear out his shoes. I decided to help him, but I only made it worse, now he
Even with my help, he can't walk. (Alarm)
* You are the commander of an aircraft that flies from Moscow to New York, with a stopover at
Amsterdam. How old is the aircraft commander? (How much for you).
* The harder they hit him right place the better it performs its function.
(Nail)
* What word consists of the half-letter KA? (Shelf).
* What stone of science do students gnaw at? (Granite)
* Who is the author of a treatise on the primary level of education based on the principles
humane pedagogy? (Sh.Amonashvili)
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3rd is when you do what you want
Hint: When you don't want it to end.
(Guess "Vacation")
1st It's when it's warm, there are a lot of friends around and everyone has fun.
2nd This is when they eat and sleep together at the same time.
3rd This is an expensive pleasure today.
Hint: This is where they swim and sunbathe together.
(Guess "Summer Camp")
1st It brings a lot of joy.
2nd At the same time, they often scream and jump with happiness.
3rd: Many rejoice with you.
Hint: Someone here is waiting for it soon.
(Answer "Victory")
1st. After that, they raise the salary.
2nd. This is when a group of people evaluates one.
3rd. This is when you tremble with fear.
Hint: Prepare carefully for this.
(Answer "Certification")
Host: "Find the seven differences." In the proposed picture, you must find seven
differences. Whoever completes this task the fastest wins a prize.
Host: "Check your mind." Solve the three proposed problems.
1 task. There were 50 people on the bus. At the bus stop, 7 people entered, 3 got off. On
next - 1 came out, and 4 came in; on the next one, 15 came out, 2 entered. Well, have you counted? A
now who will answer me: how many stops did the bus make? (Bus made 4 stops)
2 task. 10 carrots weigh 600 g, 8 beets weigh 2 kg, 4 rutabaga weigh 1.5 kg. How much does 1 kg weigh
herrings? (1 kg)
3 task. Vovochka pulled Masha's pigtail 10 times, Dasha 5 times, Klava 7 times, 1 time,
mistake of the head teacher, Margarita Bagrationovna. How many times did Vovochka pull his pigtails, and what
now will be? (23)
Leading: And finally, you are invited to the forecast of the school astrologer for teachers
for the new academic year.
Aries born under this sign in the new academic year will praise their students
for good deeds, but those who study poorly and play pranks, we strongly recommend not
punish.
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Taurus is the right time to work, there will be a lot of it in the new school year,
We recommend that you be patient.
The twins expect you to meet with students after school, but not often, and not for long,
for soon everyone will begin to learn their lessons properly.
cancer your subject will be the focus of many students, try
use this time.
Leo lions will keep their positions this year, but try to avoid unnecessary spending
nerves.
Virgo, as always, you are irresistible, your appearance is mesmerizing. This year will be for you
good luck with the purchase of accessories ... perhaps a new one will appear in your class
equipment.
Libra is the time for drafting projects and plans. Previously acquired knowledge will help in their
implementation.
Scorpio vigorously get down to business, do not succumb to circumstances, catch the wave.
Sagittarius this year you will finish the old protracted business and start new, homemade ones.
students will complete assignments.
Capricorn perseverance you do not hold, the students will teach, it is possible that in your
class will be replenished.
Aquarius this year, changes await you, children will grow up and replace graduates
new classes will come who will listen attentively to all your explanations.
Pisces, interesting journeys await you, your pupils will take prizes
and will win many competitions this year, just need a little patience.
Host: This is where our game came to an end, but we still have to play the lottery.
Therefore, we begin.
If time remains, video congratulations.
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We suggest you find 7 differences in the pictures below. Good luck.
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Additional task:
1. The task is to write the following text under dictation ... “At noon on the board
on the terrace the freckled wife of the clerk Agrippina Savvichna regaled the collegiate
registrar Faddey Apollonovich with vinaigrette, shellfish and other dishes, and
then she gave tea with lump sugar, adding half a lemon "
2. Game “We are glad to welcome you to our studio. Applause
spectators."
TV presenter.
Everyone has a motto when achieving their goal. Name yours.
TV presenter.
Do you consider yourself a daredevil?
The director answers. Audience applause.
TV presenter.
Tell me, please, do you enjoy going to work?
The director answers. Audience applause.
TV presenter.
How do you encourage diligent teachers?
The director answers. Audience applause.
TV presenter.
How do you deal with delinquent students?
The director answers. Audience applause.
TV presenter.
If a wizard were to appear now, what school-related wish would you
would you be asked to do it?
The director answers. Audience applause.
3. Game "Memory". 20 flipped cards are laid out on a magnetic board: 10
pieces with mathematical words (ruler, square, formula, equation and
others), and 10 pieces with words related to the Russian language (letter, root,
suffix, etc.). The mathematician and the linguist take turns opening the cards,
finding your own words. If a “foreign” word is open, the move goes to the opponent.
The winner is the one who collects all the cards the fastest. Words may refer to
other sciences, respectively, and other specialists will participate.
4. Music lesson. "Teachers" offer to carefully listen to the musical story
and then answer the question: what are the notes called?
One of the "teachers" is the soloist, the rest are the choir.
Soloist: Before.
Choir:
Soloist: RE.
Choir:
Soloist: MI.
Dear Elena Grigorievna.
Solves problems well.
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Choir:
Soloist: FA.
Choir:
Soloist: SALT.
Choir:
Soloist: SI.
Choir:
In fact, he knows everything!
Doesn't rub salt on wounds.
Sweet, lovely teacher.
He loves boys and girls very much.
Soloist: TO.
Chorus: Goodbye, elementary school!
5. Quiz "Teacher - a profession for centuries" (with answers)
Probably, there is no such person on earth who is not familiar with the word "teacher". In everything
there were and are people who are ready to educate the younger generation, to pass on their
knowledge, experience, skills to those who need it. We all remember and appreciate our teachers.
Over the years, we begin to appreciate them even more.
Quiz "Teacher - a profession for centuries" contains 10 questions. All questions are given
answers.
Quiz Maker:
1. Who is the author of the following phrase?
“Sow what is reasonable, what is good, what is eternal,
Sow! Thank you heartily
Russian people…"
V.A. Zhukovsky
V.G. Belinsky
N.A. Nekrasov +
2. Who is the author of the story "French Lessons"?
Valentin Rasputin +
Alexey Tolstoy
Lev Kassil
3. This newspaper was founded in 1924 under active participation N.K. Krupskaya.
Millions of teachers became readers of this newspaper. Her first number saw the light of day 3
October 1924. What is the name of the newspaper?
"Pedagogical Council"
"Teacher's newspaper" +
"Knowledge"
4. What was the name of the lazy and loser from the cartoon "In the country of unlearned lessons"?
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Peter Umelov
Nikolai Zadachnikov
Viktor Perestukin +
5. This person is the founder preschool pedagogy. He was at the origin
Russian pedagogy in general. Who are we talking about?
K.D.Ushinsky +
A.M. Gorky
S.Ya.Marshak
6. What subject was taught by the teacher Ilya Semenovich Melnikov (actor Vyacheslav
Tikhonov) in the film "We'll Live Until Monday"?
Literature
History +
Mathematics
7. Continue the proverb:
Learning is light and ignorance is darkness).
Teachings are bitter root, ... (yes the fruit is sweet).
Learn good, so bad things come to mind ... (will not work).
Always learn ... (useful).
Teach - ... mind (sharpen).
8. What was the name of the Soviet four-part feature television
school movie, school life, teachers, directed by Alexey
Korenev?
"School Serenade"
"Hello School"
"Big Change" +
9. How to school language is called an estimate equivalent to
"unsatisfactory", "bad", "deuce".
Dummy
By zeros
Bagel +
Reader. Who am I - you, of course, have already guessed by the old dress. Teacher. We have
After all, the salary is purely symbolic. Somehow crooks took away my salary for another
returned the day. So they said: “Take your money back. And then, when we counted them,
two of us are dead!"
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And recently they didn’t give money at all. In advance, I remember, they gave a globe, and in pay a skeleton from
anatomy room. I put it at my door. The guys saw how they yelled: “Hurrah! ..
Uchiha hooves dropped, there will be no lessons!
Many teachers have left. I also applied for a military factory. And there the same thing. In advance -
a pistol, a payday - a machine gun, a bonus - grenades!
They also offered work at the cemetery. Receptionist. But I thought what they would become
pay, go back to school.
Thank God, at least a sponsor was found. New Russian - Ashot Kuzmich Shapiro. We have it
son is studying. So now we are well, and my father is pleased. The son was a complete fool, now
round excellent. A very capable boy. Seventeen years old, and already in the third
class! Looks like he's going to retire right out of school.
Somehow I ask him:
What do you like more, geography or chemistry?
And he says:
- Chemistry in nature!
- And why?
- The chemist gets sick more often!
There are few teachers left in the school. The chemist opened an underground workshop. Cognac drives out
gasoline with TNT. Cognac is called - "Peace be to your ashes"!
The teacher of astronomy became an astrologer. By the stars he finds unfaithful wives and immediately
determines how much deceived husbands owe him by the horns!
Zoology teacher breeds dogs. I recently crossed a Chowchau with a dog.
Baskervilles. The new breed is called Chubais!
And the singing teacher now sings in the passage: “Oh, once, again, if you don’t give it, you will get it in
eye!" So the singing was at first given to me to lead. I, as a geographer, learned with the guys
song "Let me go to the Himalayas". The director did not like it and began to sing
zoologist. The school sang: “My Bunny!”
Now we have a singing teacher of military affairs. And the whole school bawls: “Combat; e -
kombat!
Guys, it's the end of the world! Somehow, literally for a minute, I left glasses on the table - here
someone drew a fly on a piece of glass. So I then tried to drive her away for half a year ... But
is that ... Someone painted a barrel of beer on the school fence. So the gym teacher
Stood in line at the fence for half a day!
Trouble with history. No one will understand who to scold, who to praise. The teacher asks:
- Guys, who are in the Great Patriotic War commanded our troops?
Everyone is silent.
- I suggest: - Joseph ...
And the whole class in unison:
- Kobzon!
Everyone smokes. They come running from recess - everyone has smoke coming out of their ears ... I say
one girl:
- Aren't you ashamed to smoke?! I would replace cigarettes with sweets.
And she:
- I tried. Candy doesn't smoke well!
The school environment is tense. Suddenly, a command sounded:
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All to the street!
Turns out there was a call. Like, there's a bomb at school! The dog ran around the school all day,
was looking for a bomb.
Lessons have been cancelled. The guys liked it. Now, as a control, so a call: “In
bomb school! And the guys have fun, and the dog is happy. Only they will let her go to school -
straight to the dining room. He eats everything and doesn't want to leave. Waiting for the next one
control!..
And recently, you won’t believe it, two guys from 9 “g” privatized school toilets. But I don't
knew. I come, and they:
- The toilet is paid, you have two rubles. She managed to pay off. But we have a writer
old: didn't have time. But I saved two rubles. I spoke to you here. It's time for
lesson!
Author: G. Terikov. "Teacher's Monologue"
3. You can give fives to your favorite teachers on this day. Need from paper
cut a five to size big postcard and write congratulations on it. Every
the student will present his five and congratulate his beloved teacher in his own way.
Or you can do something else: write congratulations to the math teacher on
different numbers and signs, the teacher foreign language- in the letters of the English alphabet,
biology teacher - on leaflets, etc. You can place all the numbers, letters, drawings
on a board or wall in a circle, as in a round dance.
N. Tananko "Happy Teacher's Day".
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Today's comic duties of a teacher are the eternal dreams and naive desires of schoolchildren that will never become a reality. But no one forbade dreaming - that's what children dream about!
I fantasized about this topic, and something like this happened. Dear teachers, treat with humor - you yourself dreamed of something like this at least once in your childhood))
These duties of a teacher can be used in any creative school event, especially on Teacher's Day and self-government day - by the way, when is it held? Or is it different for everyone? You can still on April 1st.
How to fill out the duties of a teacher:
In the form of a comic order for the school;
Like a note of protest - a joke, of course;
In the form of an ancient scroll found during excavations (well, they say, even in prehistoric times, schoolchildren dreamed of the same thing! And it doesn’t matter that, maybe, there were no schools at all then);
Well, now directly themselves
Comic duties of a teacher
through the eyes of the students.
The teacher must:
1. Tell a student who is late for a lesson:
From 1 to 15 minutes: - Come in, please, sit down, we didn’t start without you!
From 15 to 30 minutes: - My friend, half a lesson has already passed, why are you sitting here in vain? Better go to the dining room, eat a pie with compote!
2. If the teacher himself was late for the lesson, the next day he can come to school only with his parents.
3. The teacher is obliged to turn off his mobile phone while still in the corridor and put it in his pocket or bag. If the teacher's phone rings at least once during the lesson, the students will complain to the director.
4. If a teacher is seen reading a book in class, it will be taken away and returned at the end of the school year. In case of repeated violation, the book will be immediately donated to the library.
5. The teacher is required to wear school uniform, do not wear jewelry and do not use cosmetics - you came in after all!
6. The teacher is obliged to completely exclude from his speech phrases that injure the fragile psyche of students, namely:
Diary on the table, immediately!
Tomorrow I will start school only with my parents!
The answer is not correct!
Rating is unsatisfactory!
7. Other phrases that are difficult for receptive children's ears should be replaced with more sweet ones. For example, instead of words:
Today we write a dictation, tomorrow - a math test, and on Wednesday you have a final test on the topic! -
teachers should say:
Who wants to write a dictation today. Others may go home.
Whoever wants to can stay test. I don't hold up the rest.
Fans of puzzles, charades and tests can test themselves on Wednesday final test on the topic covered. Those who prefer other types of puzzles can be free.
8. All missed lessons, regardless of the reason for the absence, the teacher must work out, otherwise he will not be allowed to the next classes.
9. To all the questions of parents, how is their blockhead, the teacher is obliged to answer that the boy is talented to the point of genius, and geniuses often remained misunderstood even by their parents.
10. To your own question, why are there only duties and where are the rights, the answer is:
Dear teacher! You always have one unconditional right - to be your students! Use this right to all 100!
Wishing you only pleasant duties,
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
Comic quiz for Teacher's Day
We invite you to take a short test that will help you find out how seriously you take our difficult profession. Get ready to count your points.
For the selected option a) you get 10 points; for the answer b) - 100 points; answer c) is worth 1000 points.
So,
1. What will you save in case of fire?
A. Your fur coat.
B. Firefighters.
B. Folder with handouts.
2. On the sea you will take ...
A. Expensive new swimsuit.
B. Dear new husband.
3. What do you like to do in your spare time?
A. Count money.
B. Count the crows.
C. Prepare students for olympiads and competitions.
4. Imagine that you lost your bag somewhere. What will you regret?
A. About a leather wallet with money.
B. About ruined youth.
Q. About the lesson plan flash drive.
5. Where the babies come from?
A. They are found in cabbage.
B. From a camel.
B. At the signal of the call, they come from the corridor.
6. Who is Pestalozzi?
A. Famous European fashion designer.
B. Famous European pistol.
B. Well-known European teacher.
7. What do "teacher's" children see in the mornings and evenings?
A. All the delights of life.
B. Sweet dreams.
V. Mom's back and a mountain of notebooks.
8. The teacher sounds...
A. Long.
B. Strange.
V. Proudly.
9. What do you do most often between 8 and 9 am?
A. I sleep.
B. I dream big.
Q. I call strangers and ask where their children are.
10. What do you like most about your work?
A. Summer vacation 56 days.
B. Comfortable chair.
B. Joyful faces of children.
Now let's check the results..
If in total you got from 100 to 600 points, and you have a fur coat, an expensive new swimsuit, a leather wallet with money, and your children see all the delights of life, congratulations - you have successfully married and are not engaged in the profession of a teacher out of necessity, but for the soul.
If the total amount was from 600 to 5000, and you save firefighters, count the crows and think that the teacher sounds strange, and Pestalozzi is a famous European pistol, then you have a great sense of humor, for which we congratulate you.
If you scored more than 5000 points, and worry about a folder with handouts and a flash drive with lesson plans, take new textbooks with you on vacation, and in your free time like to prepare students for olympiads and competitions, then you are a teacher with capital letter. A tireless person passionate about his profession. You have a big warm heart in which there is a place for every student and graduate. Such teachers are remembered all their lives: for good word understanding and boundless love.
